Anyone up for a little end of the workday AUTOFILL non-sequitur hilarity?

[progmom]

C'mon.... :)

[northzax]

1. you're the resident expert on that, no?

[progmom]

4. don't hate me

[Zuni]

9. not even 1?

[progmom]

13. hello, darlin'!

[northzax]

14. Elmo's got a gun

[Zuni]

16. I went through PA last year and found some boss fireworks

[northzax]

17. Fwd: The blockage has passed

[Zuni]

18. because it is chicken related

[northzax]

22. remember? you signed it over to me

[progmom]

23. Dear God this is terrible

[northzax]

27. Tucker Carlson: the Man, the Pundit, the Weenie

[Zuni]

29. just like the time you wet your pants in K-mart

[progmom]

37. can you divert the plane over to Michigan?

[Zuni]

41. I would never stand for that young lady

[progmom]

49. yes - you were very good!

[Zuni]

54. alright, time for misogynistic jokes

[progmom]

61. you pity anyone who isn't you today?

[Zuni]

65. wash this....

[progmom]

70. you passed the initiation rite!

[Zuni]

76. famous last words

[progmom]

79. i've been busy doing that too

[Zuni]

85. so, how about that enema?

[progmom]

88. i think about that every time i use a public bathroom

:rofl:

[Zuni]

93. ....

:spray:

[Zomby Woof]

2. I am no fun

I don't use autofill.

HOW ABOUT SOME CAP LOCKS HILARITY?

[progmom]

goodnight!!

:)

you can play however you like, ZW. Might make it more interesting.

[TOhioLiberal]

3. Oh yeah...

:hi: Progmom

[progmom]

5. i'm progmom

:shrug:

:hi" TOhioLiberal!

[Zuni]

7. another "Furry" on DU?

[progmom]

11. here's a couple.

:hi:

[Zuni]

12. mmmm...Brazil

:hi:

[progmom]

15. They haven't heard of Turks and Caicos??

[Zuni]

19. confession time---I do like scrapple

[progmom]

24. i don't understand what this means.

[Zuni]

31. If I wanted your opinion

[progmom]

39. i'm being pre-empted

[Zuni]

42. that isn't my penis!

[progmom]

44. yup - you got that right

[Zuni]

6. yay!

:bounce:

[progmom]

8. no - boone did a schlocky crappy ironic version of that shit

:)

[Zuni]

10. Bush's Youth Field Education Program

[progmom]

28. was there a recent thread that made you feel this way?

[Zuni]

34. it is about a guy who steals woman's underwear

[progmom]

35. Forget yvr girl!!! I need a massage way more than she does!

[Zuni]

40. get as much firepower as possible

[progmom]

43. wow - that's actually very funny!

[Zuni]

48. that is a real shocker

[progmom]

63. no wonder you haven't been on DU much in the evenings

[Zuni]

67. I have been rockin'

[progmom]

73. you sound like progdad

[Zuni]

80. I wish

[progmom]

84. we could make a beastman sammich!

[Zuni]

95. I love Carolina BBQ

[progmom]

98. BBQ chicken sammich and corn on the cob

:shrug:

[name not needed]

20. (general non-sequitur vaguely related to original post)

[Zuni]

21. meow meow meow meow meow meow meow .....yeah!

[progmom]

25. a circle massage?

[Zuni]

26. Yup---I am planning on shooting at hippies all day

[progmom]

30. and i'm not?

[Zuni]

32. watchoo talkin' bout?

[progmom]

33. change is scary

[Zuni]

36. yeah---while you start getting dizzy and nauseous you are wide awake

[progmom]

38. a/c and the ceiling fan are making life tolerable

[Zuni]

45. I would rather eat a live snake

[progmom]

47. don't get mad at me for the question I am about to ask

[Zuni]

58. Me? why would I?

[progmom]

60. i haven't had proper bike legs in 10 years

[name not needed]

46. Assless chaps

[Zuni]

51. I like it

[name not needed]

52. of course you would

[KittyWampus]

53. because more is less

[Zuni]

57. here are some reviews

[progmom]

68. ZW, you and Blondie seem to be coming from a similar position

[Zuni]

71. I never assumed that

[progmom]

75. that is either one BIG ASS egg

[KittyWampus]

83. or maybe try wearing lifts....

[progmom]

86. every post you make seems to have the word "butt" in it

[KittyWampus]

92. it's tricky, but worth it....

[progmom]

96. you smell like moldy cheese?

[Zuni]

111. who?

[progmom]

you seem to have disabled your profile

[name not needed]

64. Anal Bum Cover

[progmom]

72. yep - me too!

[name not needed]

74. Do the chickens have large talons?

[progmom]

77. ok - who is the worm eater?

[name not needed]

87. YOUR OUTRAGE DEFICIENCY OUTRAGES ME!

[progmom]

94. have you seen this chicken?

[name not needed]

101. pervert

[progmom]

105. funny - you don't come across that way online

[KittyWampus]

109. tommorrow is another day

[progmom]

110. isn't that amazing and awful?

[name not needed]

117. of course not!

[progmom]

122. awwwwwwwwww

[Zuni]

78. they only look human. they kill without remorse

[progmom]

82. just checked, it wasn't me...

[name not needed]

91. 29. I wish to emulate a serf from the Dark Ages

[progmom]

102. ah - but i do read books

[name not needed]

104. And I ate the mess 'e left on me rug.

[progmom]

108. yes, that sounds like a crappy day

[name not needed]

114. And now for my next impression, Jessie Owens!

[name not needed]

90. A motherfuckin' deer bit me in the neck!

[Zuni]

97. wtf

:wtf:

[name not needed]

100. Are you saying I can't imprison your nuts in the Papal Vise?

[KittyWampus]

106. I'm saying it's better to fight than quit

[name not needed]

113. (what he said)

[Zuni]

124. there are other ways to be productive

[ScreamingMeemie]

50. I wouldn't want to be a patriot by his or Bush's definition.

:hi:

[progmom]

55. Happy birthday, beautiful lady!

[Zuni]

56. nominated---best thread title ever

[progmom]

59. And he knows how to use them.

[Zuni]

62. How many threads about the 650 lb Catfish are we going to have today?

[progmom]

66. i don't think we're supposed to use that word

[Zuni]

69. waffles

[progmom]

81. you, sir, are a bad bad man

[Zuni]

89. he looks like he needs a good back shaving

[progmom]

99. fucking idiots who think they can talk on the radio

[KittyWampus]

103. just turn the knob harder, okay?

[progmom]

107. all that bouncing and woohooing has to make a girl happy

[KittyWampus]

112. if it gets any wetter we'll need umbrellas...

[progmom]

116. yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[Zuni]

119. it sounds kinda raunchy

[progmom]

120. sick, isn't it?

[Zuni]

123. dunno

:D

[progmom]

127. i'm assuming you picked this up:

[Zuni]

132. crabs

:spray:

[KittyWampus]

133. scratch and sniff

[Zuni]

115. The Clash was almost all I listened to my senior year of HS

[progmom]

118. a much healthier pace

[Zuni]

121. not as good as Otis Rush's version

[progmom]

125. Oooh - I have some Gladys on my iPod...

[Zuni]

126. Buddy Guy and Junior Wells have a great live disc---one of my faves

[progmom]

128. ok, so then after you listen to those other two

[Zuni]

131. man, she needs to wash, you know?

[progmom]

136. as long as i drink a good amount of water through the day...

[KittyWampus]

130. Koko Sings And The Angels Boogie

[Zuni]

134. was it Bowie? from Ziggy Stardust?

[KittyWampus]

135. don't mess with mother nature

[Zuni]

129. didn't she choke on a ham sandwich?

:rofl: :rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

137. Yeah...and if I hadn't taken that nap this afternoon...I wouldn't have 3