I drove by a Ninja Academy today. I wonder how sweet it is in there.

[JVS]

Do any of you guys know of places where you can become a ninja?

[AverageJoe]

1. Ancient Japan?

I'm pretty suspect of these modern "ninja" schools....

[JVS]

2. The fiercest faction of Ninjas ever, forged in the steely fires of...

Pittsburgh.

[TlalocW]

3. Ninja Schools produce people like Ninja Rick

http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050330.html

TlalocW

[RandomKoolzip]

4. Hey if you do become a ninja, don't flip out and kill people, okay?

[JVS]

5. No deal, sucker! Without flipping out and killing people what's the point?

[aden_nak]

6. You can't enrole in Ninja State University until you hit puberty.

But that's highly bragable.

[Debi]

7. I thought they lived in the sewer with their sensi Splinter?

Hereos in a half-shell

[JVS]

8. Those are ninjas of the teenage mutant ninja variety

I am only talking about plain ninjas

[RPM]

9. to hell with the bar exam...

I want to go to ninja academy and becaome a ninja.

Maybe even a ninja tax lawyer. that would rock