My six month old son writes his first DU post.

[Mortos]

zx v6yluin
nbhc Vvvvvvvvvvv n nmn\
m ><n b v v gbc

[supernova]

1. Very insightful!

:D

[billyskank]

2. I think he's a freeper disruptor

:P

[JVS]

4. ditto

[Kilroy003]

5. Hit Alert, quick!

It's a secret terrorist message!

[Pirate Smile]

23. I think it is the same Al Queda message that was in the Al Jazeera (sp?)

crawl.

Notify the FBI, CIA, NSA, Dick Cheney and John Bolton - pronto!

Damn - can anyone help me find the Seseame Street terror alert color code system.

We have to be raised to elmo red.

[progressoid]

16. Yep - better keep an eye on this one!

:hi:

[brainshrub]

18. The mods have reviewed this post:

The statements made in this post are to intelligent to be a Freeper. The poster didn't use upper-case letters for whole words, blame Bill Clinton or claim that the economy is doing great.

[Mortos]

33. I have often wondered about that

he is very selfish and is only interested in what benefits him. He is constantly pawing at my wife's breasts and likes to drink. He also creates big shitty messes and expects other people to clean them up. He certainly has alot of freeperlike qualities.

Here is his picture:

[marzipanni]

44. Freepers are assiduously potty trained-

eventually almost all ends up in the toilet bowl.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

50. He is so cute, he makes my uterus hurt.

AND THAT IS DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CUTE!
Oh my god, I just wanna kiss his wittle face!!

Sorry, I'm better now...Cute babies make me melt!
Duckie

[eridani]

60. Now all we need is for the cute baby--

--to be reaching out his cute chubby little hands to a cute kitty! Or puppy, if you prefer.

[Arugula Latte]

56. When babies get those little arm rolls and chubby cheeks

and the pudgy little thighs I just want to BITE their little squishy flesh (but in a good way). ;)

[ewagner]

3. Nominated!

:rofl:

[underpants]

6. I'm sorry but Scopes has already debunked that nonsense

:bounce:

:hi: there little guy

[mainegreen]

9. Scopes or Snopes

[Sannum]

7. Uh Oh. That is going to start a flame war!

:hi:

[billyskank]

8. I say yes to MIHOP but frankly I think that's going a bit far

yeesh. :eyes:

[Serial Mom]

10. They might have some secret code going on

because it looks almost identical to the first email I received from my granddaughter at age 8 months.

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[burythehatchet]

11. Hi. We need some new mods.

[bettyellen]

12. i was expecting "poo"

because will pitt is so quotable.

[Debi]

13. How'd a six month old find the shift key?

I think your baby is just a sock puppet for your evil deeds! :crazy:

[expatriot]

22. the only keys typed w/ shift were < and >

which are both very close to the shift key.

[Debi]

25. I KNOW how a keyboard is set up ( Hello - where am I right now?)

I still think the kid is a front for the evil doer and nothing you post is going to change my mind.

Training children at an early age to deceive is....well...deceitful! Bad Parent...BAD...BAD...



:sarcasm:



edited for spelling :eyes:

[meegbear]

14. NO SEX THREADS!!!

[Left Is Write]

15. Personally, I think he's exhibiting a shocking wisdom

for someone of his tender age.

You should encourage that in him.

:D

[expatriot]

17. While I agree with you in principal, I have to take issue with.....

your point about NBC claiming victory in a month, or at least that is what I understood you to be saying in this line:

"nbhc Vvvvvvvvvvv n nmn\"

I also don't think MSNBC is promoting vegetarianism -

"m ><n b v v gbc"

[BroadwayBrat]

19. Awwww

I love it... so cute

[aden_nak]

20. hyiffyi;gt8o0 89?

lolp 9r4k hyzxr , yujuyfr76fr7frfde6!

lyil6df6de5sw57losd578looooooooooooooo.

[Debi]

21. You don't say that kind of crap to a six month old!

Censor yourself a little...huh?

[Oreo]

24. Already smarter than our president!

A friend actually just bought a onesie for my 6 week old that says that.

I'm thinking she'll wear it on 7/4

[SlipperySlope]

26. Was he talking about Howard Dean or Tom Cruise?

;-)

[Shell Beau]

27. He is very smart!

[wryter2000]

28. The MSM will ignore this

They ignore everything important.
:wow:

:yoiks:

[stellanoir]

29. call mensa now !!!

he's clearly a towering genius

[RandomKoolzip]

30. My god, it's like the Primary Wars all over again.

[RetroLounge]

31. This is HUGH 11111

:hi:

RL

[Hand]

49. Hello, HUGH 11111... welcome to DU!

:silly:

[frictionlessO]

32. Oh please, everyone knows there are at least 9000 dead soldiers!

I think this kid is being duped by pentagon numbers!!

)thanks for a greatly ammusing thread, needed it!)

[elehhhhna]

34. My cat tries to post sometimes.

Your baby's a better typist.

[Drifter]

35. Did he spit up some ...

breast milk on the keyboard while you were posting?

Cheers
Drifter

[kentuck]

36. It looks like he is trying to tell NBC and MSNBC that....

this loooks like Vietnam... just from looking at the letters....Look closely. :)

[Redstone]

37. Damn kid makes more sense than I do.

I'm jealous.

Redstone

[AllegroRondo]

38. And more sense than 90% of Freepers

[Redstone]

39. You're wrong about that.

It's 99%.

Redstone

[Burma Jones]

40. I'm putting him on ignore

What Flamebait!

[paparush]

41. It Clearly Reads..

Dear Citizens of Voting Age,
Please do everything in your power to remove the current administration from office as I do not wish to grow up in a facist state and be used as cannon fodder in a pointless oil war.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Goo Goo Ga Ga

[trof]

42. Locking

Please review the rules about "body functions".
If he's 6 months old, he's GOT to be having body functions while he types.

[roguevalley]

43. ah. he's gifted I can see. :-D Sort of a genetic thing then.

RV, a retired elementary teacher of 27 years who can spot such things as giftedness and such.

[Stockholm]

45. Holy diaper, he makes more sense than * n/t

[KG]

46. kinda reminds me of the rantings of your typical nader-hater.

[xmas74]

47. Hi!

Start 'em young-my five year old has posted before.

:party: :bounce: :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
:party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party::party: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :woohoo: :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

[LeftyMom]

48. 4 year old LeftyKid responds below:

ouujjfggzzzzvcxzvxz

edit: uh oh, is this DU's first preliterate flame war?

[iconoclastic cat]

51. George?

[Bossy Monkey]

52. It means, "My name is... "

Hey, some of us still remember. Good to see you again! (and your son)

[Merrick]

53. Translation:

Bush's smell and general appearance bear a striking resemblance to the contents of my diapers

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

54. I'm alerting. Flame bait!

[More Than A Feeling]

55. He needs to stop attacking Christianity!

Does he want us to lose the next 500 elections by offending all the liberal Christians?:D

[RummyTheDummy]

57. An adorable kid.....

Hope he grows up to have better taste in eye ware than his pops! ;)

[uppityperson]

58. p43jkas w ewrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb

:wave:

[elperromagico]

59. Give me a break. Everybody knows v6yluin is not an nbhc!

[CanuckAmok]

61. I'm sick of your "pro-nbhc Vvvvvvvvvvv n nmn\" agenda!

Throw down!

[NMMNG]

62. I'm reporting you for letting your six month old drink alcohol

Shameful, utterly shameful.:eyes: