Who would win in a fight between...

[Merrick]

1. A baboon with brass knuckles and a flying badger with a garden rake?

2. A ficus and a hibiscus?

3. Karl Rove and a ten gallon drum of tapioca pudding?

[Dhalgren]

1. #3

Karl Rove - he'd eat that sucker in about three seconds flat - drum and all...

[Wetzelbill]

2. The Badger, The Ficus and Rove would hire somebody to do his

fighting for him otherwise Tapioca would make him tap out.

[Merrick]

3. A ficus beating a hibiscus? You're on the pipe.

That one was meant as a joke. jeez.

[WeRQ4U]

4. Ficus was my Dark Horse too...