I'm getting marred.
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Oct. 15, 2005. Now I must build up pain resistance by intentionally injuring myself (you should see the bruise on my elbow), otherwise it'll hurt like hell... muuuussssstttt geeeetttt perrrrmmmmaanennnntlyyyy diiisssfffiiiguuuuurrrred. Anyway... OH MY GOD I'M GETTING MARRED :wow::scared::hide:
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Thu Jun-30-05 08:58 AM
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2. Oh no! Not another marring!
Edited on Thu Jun-30-05 08:59 AM by JimmyJazz
dolo----->
<----hedges
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:09 AM
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3. How's come the dolo smilie
has Krusty the Clown hair? :shrug:
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:09 AM
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4. Because she's a JEW, duh.
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:10 AM
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6. All women have Krusty the Clown hair first thing in the morning.
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:15 AM
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8. Are you sure it's not just you?
Or have you woken up with a wide and representative sample of women?
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:39 AM
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12. I have seen the following women first thing in the morning:
progmom, Rev Acts, yvr girl, bettyellen, lynnesin and Joan_Alpern. Top that :D
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:43 AM
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The only women I've seen first thing in the morning are from a very narrow spectrum: those dumb, drunk, desperate or gullible enough to spend the night with me. Hardly a representative sample. :shrug:
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:49 AM
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14. I'm sure that's not really true.
BTW - upon further review, I believe that is a blue bow in the representative dolo smilie and not Krusty the Clown hair.
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:50 AM
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You also saw dolo amber and Mrs. Beastman first thing in the morning, ya putz.
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:57 AM
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18. Cripes, Hedges, doesn't it ever get old, correcting me when I'm mistaken?
Give it a fucking rest already. :eyes:
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Thu Jun-30-05 10:02 AM
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20. Apparently, I've missed a story! Do tell how it is that you have seen
these two obviously beauteous women first thing in the morning. :D
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Thu Jun-30-05 10:03 AM
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22. There was boxed "wine" involved.
That's all that needs to be said. :scared:
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Thu Jun-30-05 10:06 AM
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23. Oh shit! dolo and Mrs B are probably STILL hung over.
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Thu Jun-30-05 10:28 AM
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25. Dolo doesn't get hung over.
One has to actually STOP drinking for that to happen. :evilgrin:
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Thu Jun-30-05 10:47 AM
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26. Even the most professional drinkers can be done in by
box-o-wine! Trust me on this one :D
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Thu Jun-30-05 10:50 AM
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:10 AM
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Cool! I've been copycatted!
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:15 AM
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7. I myself have been tainted for over 20 years.
But enough about me. Congratulations. It couldn't happen to a gassier guy.
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:16 AM
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9. Hey! No taint threads.
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:17 AM
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You've never heard of tainted love?
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:33 AM
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I'm a Jewish woman and I don't look like Krusty the Clown in the morning! Good luck and remember, Jewish women are always right!
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:49 AM
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15. Good luck and remember, Jewish women are always right!
Growing up in a Jewish family I have realized this is the most important lesson a man can learn.
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I'm getting married on the same day, but not to the same person. good luck... KJ
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Thu Jun-30-05 09:58 AM
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19. No, no. I said MARRED.
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21. Aren't they the same thing???
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Thu Jun-30-05 10:07 AM
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24. Took me a moment to catch that it was MARRED and not MARRIED
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Thu Jun-30-05 10:55 AM
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28. I didn't know you were from Baltimore
that is how a lifelong baltimore resident might say "married"--- as in "I'm gettin' marred tommora"
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Thu Jun-30-05 10:59 AM
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29. I chopped off all my limbs in 1999
It started with a finger, then an arm, and before you knew it I was the black knight from the Search for the Holy Grail
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