Yvr girl needs a massage. - Democratic Underground

Jara sang

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:15 PM
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Yvr girl needs a massage.

Are you up to the task? Serious inquiries only.

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illini

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:17 PM
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1. I would offer my services but....

one of the secretaries at work will only loan me out to my wife.

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RevolutionaryActs

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:17 PM
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2. No, because I need one too.

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sasquatch

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:53 PM
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19. Are you going to remove your shoes or do you want me to do it?

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RevolutionaryActs

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:58 PM
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21. You big silly

I don't have shoes on. :P

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KeepItReal

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:18 PM
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3. I'm ready to roll.... just tell me where and when...

Seriously...

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Scout1071

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:20 PM
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4. Yvr girl is not alone.

I have this kink in my neck.....

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KeepItReal

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:21 PM
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5. OK, I've gotta fire up the Gulfstream... DU'ers in need!

Anybody got a G-5 I can borrow??

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yvr girl

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:23 PM
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7. I'll be eternally grateful

Do you have strong hands?

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KeepItReal

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:24 PM
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9. Never gotten any complaints... Just tell me how you want it

I aim to please.

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Scout1071

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:24 PM
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10. Keep it Real or Dbaker, come on down.

I was actually thinking of finding a masseuse in the morning.

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KeepItReal

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:29 PM
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13. Where are you??

If I can talk the judge out of jury duty....

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Scout1071

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:44 PM
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16. Grab a map of the US.

Look right in the middle. That would be me in beautiful Kansas City!

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KeepItReal

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:57 PM
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20. I was actually in St. Louis for a few months this year....

So close.

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Bake

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:22 PM
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6. I have the BEST HANDS IN TOWN. Bar none. Period.

Or so I'm told.

Bake

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yvr girl

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:24 PM
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8. I'm willing to conduct a review

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Wetzelbill

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:25 PM
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11. I'm oversexed as it is...don't tempt me......

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yvr girl

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:27 PM
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12. Sometimes a massage is...

just a massage

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Wetzelbill

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:30 PM
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14. Sometimes a guy is just a guy :)

All we think about is....

Well. You know.

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yvr girl

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:34 PM
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15. Well there's no harm in thinking

I have a major knot, so I'd probably even moan a little.

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Ilsa

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:44 PM
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17. Yvr girl and scout are not alone.

I have sore spot on my upper right arm (mouse ache?) and a sore upper back (boobs cause that one). Need help with massage. My kids sat on me, which helped a little.

I gotta find a masseuse.

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KeepItReal

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Wed Jun-29-05 11:46 PM
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18. Wow this is really bad

Where are my DU brothas - ah, I mean Masseuses?? All these ladies in need.

That is not right.

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