Fruit smoothie all over the walls and carpet, and the house is up for sale

[Barad Simith]

This is my friend Crystal. She was just about to "make a video about how happy I was and about how I was dedicated to living as a being of light..."

But instead, she knocked over her purple smoothie and it looks like a crime scene in there. All over the walls and carpet.

Oh, and her husband just finished painting that wall.

Oh, and they're trying to sell the house.

It's a meltdown worth witnessing.

http://64.23.6.164/crystalanne.org_20050628g.wmv

2.67 MB download
2 minutes 29 seconds

[Sannum]

1. LOL

Great!:7

I have had worse, though:)

[Radio_Lady]

2. Some people will do anything to call attention to their video --

This takes the cake (or goes to the wall)... whatever!

Edit: That smoothie looks more like grape juice! Get out the Oxyclean!

[LizW]

3. Oh my god, that is FUNNY!

I love her cursing, gasping rant. Much better than a being of light, IMO.

[Barad Simith]

4. I know, I felt really bad for laughing so hard

We've been friends for ... hey, come to think of it, Friday will be the four-year anniversary of our friendship. Anyway, she puts on a good show, even when things aren't going her way.

[libnnc]

5. Club soda? Better yet, Resolve.

Resolve gets out my cat's puke really well.

[Barad Simith]

6. I have a feeling that's not coming out without...

...taking the carpet with it.

[marzipanni]

10. We were at a rented condo with white carpets that had just been cleaned

our friend splashed red wine on the carpet. Resolve did get it out (while the wine was still wet)!

[Malikshah]

7. This is hilarious!!!

www.ebaumsworld.com would love this.

She is soooooo wonderful. Love it!

[Barad Simith]

8. Thanks for the suggestion, sending them the link

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[fleabert]

11. I love her!

next thing I need to do is choke on a grape!

LOVE HER!

please remember to update us on the carpet situation, and maybe the husbands reaction to the event!

[RPM]

12. is she on drugs? or just playing to the camera?

her failure to take prompt action and inane rambling about the accident strike me as odd.

Is everything OK with that woman?

[Barad Simith]

13. You saw the video

Of course everything is not OK with that woman.

[brigidshine]

14. .

WRONG.

[redqueen]

15. Hey welcome to DU!

:hi:

Sorry about your carpet. :(

[brigidshine]

17. but

that's why they created strong burly carpet cleaners, am i WRONG? ;)

[redqueen]

18. You mean I could have someone else do that?

:cry:

[brigidshine]

19. yah

totally. which is hot.

[redqueen]

20. Next time,

I'm callin the burly guys...

Thanks for the tip!

[Barad Simith]

23. oh hi

i was just showin them the video

[brigidshine]

16. yes!

i'm with YOU. she's a total phony.

[Fleshdancer]

21. we should start a collection and buy her some sippy cups.

:)

[Barad Simith]

22. baby bottles

[brigidshine]

24. make sure to

just make them colorful so she can stay focused...