My name is Wile E. and I'm a Roadrunner chaser. Ask me anything!

[Left Is Write]

[Sanity Claws]

1. Do you any shares in the Acme Company?

Also, could you send me Acme's catalogue? They have some nifty things.

[Left Is Write]

3. Yes and yes.

[Sanity Claws]

7. What does "S.A.T." stand for?

BTW, how large is the catalogue?

[Left Is Write]

14. Super Acme Tester.

3,647 pages.

[Sanity Claws]

19. LOL

love this topic.

[illini]

2. Are you a genius or a super genius?

Do you like the way that sounds? SoooPer Genius

[Left Is Write]

6. I'm a rare breed of SuperGenius.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. Your Roadrunner results don't seem compatible with your supergenius status

Care to explain?

[Left Is Write]

9. It's all an illusion, to lure more roadrunners into my cunning traps.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Do those anvils hurt when they fall on your head?

:D

[Left Is Write]

12. Not to worry! It never permanently affects my supergenius status.

[GOPisEvil]

13. Well, the little umbrella helps too, right?

:D

[Left Is Write]

15. Indubitably.

[GOPisEvil]

16. Impressive!

:applause:

[sniffa]

8. meep meep?

[Left Is Write]

17. Free bird seed!

[RevCheesehead]

10. How come you haven't mastered the art of floating in mid-air?

[Left Is Write]

18. I'm still working on those damnable laws of physics.

[johnnie]

11. Something still confuses me

How come you can paint a tunnel on a rock and that roadrunner goes thru it, but when you try...you get smooshed?

[Left Is Write]

20. I'm still working on those damnable laws of physics.

[A HERETIC I AM]

21. When are you going to sue the Acme company?

I mean, after all, they have been selling you obviously faulty products for years.


Since i was a kid, even.

That Catapault that keeps slamming you into the ground or flips over on you....thats a lawsuit for product liability if i ever saw one.
Or the Rocket Skates. WHAT?!?!? NO FUCKING BRAKES?!??!?!?

Make em' pay, pal. make em' pay.

[Left Is Write]

22. Don't despair. It's all part of my Supergenius Master Plan.

[A HERETIC I AM]

23. Despair doesn't enter into it. I am only thinking of your financial health

and future. Not to mention it is awful painful watching your genius beat the living shit out of you while you slowly starve to death every saturday morning.

[fluffernutter]

24. will you ever learn that roadrunners are faster than coyotes?

;)

[Left Is Write]

26. Nonsense. I have a rocket.

[hfojvt]

25. Don't you think that Daffy Duck would be easier prey?

Also, I am wondering where you get the money to order all those things from Acme.

[Left Is Write]

27. Perhaps. But much too tough!

As for money, I have a stash.

[hfojvt]

29. tough? He gets blown up, shot and beaten up

almost as much as you do. Bugs is the one you do not want to mess with, and Tweety and the baby Kangaroo.

[Left Is Write]

30. Tough meat. I mean the meat is tough.

[ashling]

28. Lots of Roadrunners here in Central Texas

How come I never see you around here?

[Left Is Write]

31. You aren't looking fast enough.

[fortyfeetunder]

32. Roadrunner is sitting in my lap.

How do you plan to trap him and not harm me?

[Left Is Write]

33. Silly. He won't stay there when he sees this.