Why do they keep fucking up my Whopper?

[CubsFan1982]

I quite CLEARLY said NO tomato and NO onion, just like I do EVERY TIME I FUCKING COME HERE, dumbass! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

:grr:

[neuvocat]

1. They know that you're a liberal.

Just thought I'd tell you.

[CubsFan1982]

6. Is it part of a vast right-wing conspiracy?

To deprive me of cheaply made processed hamburgers? :P

[Left Is Write]

2. They know you hate America.

[CubsFan1982]

8. Damn, they've caught me.

Where do I sign up for the resort at Guantanamo? :P

[GOPisEvil]

3. Insanity: doing the same thing repeatedly, expecting a different result.

:P

[CubsFan1982]

9. You're trying to tell me something, aren't you?

:D

[GOPisEvil]

10. Yeah, maybe it's time to try Wendy's.

Maybe they know how to follow instructions there. :D

[CubsFan1982]

11. I like Wendy's.

It's just that Burger King is closer. :D

[JohnKleeb]

13. lazy bastard

[CubsFan1982]

18. porno freak

:P

[JohnKleeb]

21. Thats not true

[CubsFan1982]

22. Oh yeah?

Then how come Hugh Hefner's banging down your door begging you to sell him your massive collection? :P

[JohnKleeb]

23. Another falsehood

You must be talking about yourself.

[Debi]

26. Uh...Kleeb

[micrometer_50]

4. I know what you are saying,

they would screw up a soup sandwich.

[Bluesplayer]

5. Why?

Why would you want a whopper with no tomato or onion? jeeesshhh....

[Strawman]

7. They are "staying the course" and hoping you will come around

to liking tomatoes and onions.

[CanuckAmok]

12. HA! This was in this month's Harpers:

Dispatcher: Sheriff's department, how can I help you?

Woman: Yeah, I'm over here . . . I'm over here at Burger King right here in San Clemente.*

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: Um, no, not San Clemente; I'm sorry, I live in San Clemente. I'm in Laguna Niguel, I think, that's where I'm at.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I'm at a drive-through right now.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I went . . . I ordered my food three times. They're mopping the floor inside, and I understand they're busy . . . they're not even busy, okay, I've been the only car here. I asked them four different times to make me a Western Barbeque Burger. Okay, they keep giving me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and cheese, onions, and I said, "I'm not leaving . . ."

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I want a Western Burger because I just got my kids from Tae Kwon Do, they're hungry, I'm on my way home, and I live in San Clemente.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: Okay . . . she said, she gave me another hamburger; it's wrong. I said four times, I said, "I want it to go. Can you go out and park in front?" I said, "No, I want my hamburger right." So then the . . . the lady came to the manager. She . . . well whoever she is, she came up and she said, um, she said, um, "Do you want your money back?" And I said, "No, I want my hamburger. My kids are hungry and I have to jump on that toll freeway." I said, "I am not leaving this spot," and I said, "I will call the police," because I want my Western Burger done right! Now is that so hard?

Dispatcher: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?

Woman: I . . . send an officer down here. I . . . I want them to make me . . .

Dispatcher: Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.

Woman: What am I supposed to do?

Dispatcher: This is . . . this is between you and the manager. We're not gonna go and enforce how to make a hamburger; that's not a criminal issue. There's . . . there's nothing criminal there.

Woman: So I just stand here . . . so I just sit here and ?

Dispatcher: You . . . you need to calmly and rationally speak to the manager and figure out what to do between you.

Woman: She did come up, and I said, "Can I please have my Western Burger?" She . . . she said, "I'm not dealing with it," and she walked away. Because they're mopping the floor, and it's also the fact that they don't want to . . . they don't want to go through there . . . and . . . and . . .

Dispatcher: Ma'am, then I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This is . . . this is not a criminal issue. We can't go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.

Woman: Well . . . that is . . . that . . . you're supposed to be here to protect me.

Dispatcher: Well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?

Woman: No . . .

Dispatcher: Is this like . . . is this a harmful cheeseburger or something? I don't understand what you want us to do.

Woman: Just come down here. I'm not . . . I'm not leaving.

Dispatcher: No ma'am, I'm not sending the deputies down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go in there and act like an adult and either get your money back or go home.

Woman: She is not acting like an adult herself! I'm sitting here in my car; I just want them to make my kids a . . . a Western Burger.

Dispatcher: Ma'am, this is what I suggest: I suggest you get your money back from the manager and you go on your way home.

Woman: Okay.

Dispatcher: Okay? Bye-bye.


It's even verified by Snopes (incl. audio file):

http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp

[CubsFan1982]

14. LOL

That is the funniest thing ever!!!

[LizW]

19. I've heard that audio!

The woman was totally serious. She wanted the cops to come MAKE Burger King give her the right food!

[CubsFan1982]

24. I'm sending that to all my friends.

That is fucking HILARIOUS!

[barb162]

15. they have no brains

[Crazy Guggenheim]

16. Maybe they're trying to send you coded message.

:popcorn:

[illini]

17. I ask for a "plain cheeseburger nothing on it" and get this response....

all the time. "Do you want cheese on that?" AC it not just one person.

[Not_Giving_Up]

20. I order my burgers plain

Each time, I explain...Meat, cheese, bun...Nothing else! Invariably, I get "No ketchup or anything?" NO :banghead:

[RandomKoolzip]

25. Is "fucking up a whopper" a metaphor for something?

[Shell Beau]

27. Humans... They tend to make mistakes. But it is supposed to be

your way right away, right?

[Debi]

28. Did you see Jon Stewart Monday? Wendy's f-d up his burger

and gave him chicken. Funny.

[BikeWriter]

29. Why do you hate America?

[GreenPartyVoter]

30. Wish I could send you the Bloom County strips of BK *lol*