Aliens don't believe in Tom Cruise. Do you?

[Seabiscuit]

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Tom-Cruise-believes-in-aliens-3957.shtml

[Darth_Kitten]

1. LOL

No, I'll have to say I don't believe in him. :)

[Seabiscuit]

2. Love your little Star Wars critters!

[ashling]

3. Tom cruise = swamp gas

:eyes:

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. Not only does Tom Cruise believe in aliens...

he thinks he used to be full of them. Evil little alien spirits, stuck in clusters throughout his body. Until auditing got rid of them, that is. And it only cost $350,000!

[Seabiscuit]

6. Did Cruise actually pay those freaks $350K to rid his body of those little

alien spirits????

I always knew there was something really weird about him.

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. That's about what it costs...

to advance all the way through the Scientoloy levels to "OT VIII"; Cruise is apparently almost there, so he's probably dropped about that much.

[fluffernutter]

5. i don't believe he has been allowed to keep talking in public

someone please shut him up :spank:

[Melynn]

8. Gotta go with the aliens

Aliens are much smarter than humans. Although in every Sc-Fi movie the dumb humans beat the super intelligent space aliens.

[AlienGirl]

9. Everyone knows Tom Cruises are hoaxes and weather balloons!

[Seabiscuit]

10. Is there a Tom Cruise Ship buried in Area 51?

[Borgnine]

11. I believe in aliens.

Hell, my first memory was seeing a UFO. That being said, they never introduced me to a fucking "Xenu." Even I think Tom Cruise is nuts.

[Seabiscuit]

12. Do you think the M.I.B. know Cruise is an alien?

[philosophie_en_rose]

13. Every time someone says they don't believe in Tom Cruise...

somewhere, a Tom Cruise drops down dead.