Two weeks of mod-dom.

[brainshrub]

Being a mod is great. You get love and adoration from other DUers, a 6-figure salary and the hot-tub in the mod-forum is awesome! (Especially when Skinner brings the margaritas.)

But I gotta tell ya, sometimes it's draining: I can barely walk alone in my own neighborhood without groupies screaming out my name and begging for autographs. Also, the mod-suit that is the source of my powers itches around the crotch and I don't particularly like wearing a cape.

Still, being able to tombstone Freepers is lots of fun. I guess you have to take the good with the bad.

[nickgutierrez]

1. Dude, the cape was the best part of the job! n/t

[brainshrub]

2. I'm tired of ironing the thing every morning.

I do have to admit that the blue-velvet cape goes great with the purple spandex.

[tigereye]

17. somehow wearing purple spandex

was not how I pictured you! Glad you are having fun smiting the forces of evil, o caped one! :hi:

[southlandshari]

6. Ahem.

I thought that I was the best part of the job.

:spank:

[nickgutierrez]

7. Did I say that?

:shrug:

[southlandshari]

8. I promised I wouldn't tell.

Shhhhh - I've said enough already!

:hide:

[southlandshari]

9. They should revoke my mod license now

I didn't think that last one posted at all, and I show up and find a dupe.

:blush:

[southlandshari]

10. Let me refresh your memory....

[nickgutierrez]

11. Oh right, the thing you tried to stuff down my throat...

...one of the thousands of times when you got that damned Bananaphone song stuck in my head.

I remember now. :evilfrown:

[CrownPrinceBandar]

3. You must become ONE with the mod suit.....

then, you will be truly awesome.

[brainshrub]

4. Yes CrownPrinceBandar-son, I will meditate on your wisdom.

Ooohhhhmmmmmm

[JimmyJazz]

5. C'mon - the WAY cool scooter has to make it all worth while...

[brainshrub]

12. Those are only for the experienced mods. I got the Big-Wheel.

But the joke is on the Admins: I LOVE MY BIG-WHEEL!!! (Especially after I finished the modifications)

[JimmyJazz]

13. The woofers on that bad boy definitely RAWK!

But, I really would ask for some rear wheel drive, though :crazy:

[ghostsofgiants]

14. All you need is some 24-inch rims

Preferably spinners.

[brainshrub]

16. That's coming after I'm done installing the neon track lighting.

[ghostsofgiants]

19. Tight.

[Swede]

15. Can I carry your umbrella?

It would be an honour.

[brainshrub]

18. Sure! I'll make you an honorary member of the BSAF.

That's the Brainshrub ACTION force.

As a member of the Brainshrub ACTION Force, you get a secret decoder ring after you turn in 78 Ovaltine proof-of-purchase labels.

So buck up, drink Ovaltine and remember the Brainshrub ACTION Force motto:

"Not the face! Not the face!!!"

Umm, I mean:

"Tombstone first, ask questions later."

[JimmyJazz]

20. If I have my lips surgically implanted onto your ass.....

can I talk about sex?

[brainshrub]

21. Yes.

But you're going to find it difficult to post on DU as I fly around smiting trolls.

The pain of having your lips on my butt-cheek is going to be first-and-foremost on your mind, not sex.

[Missy Vixen]

22. All the free food and drink

is definitely an enticement. The new mod hazing :scared: also gets us through a quiet afternoon.

Your mod suit is chafing? Mine is, well...let's not go there. Drink, anyone?

Julie
I've definitely eaten one too many of those damn Moon Pies ;-)

[southlandshari]

23. The problem is obvious

Moon Pies are no good without something wet to wash 'em down with!

:toast: