My name is Miss Ameri-bush.

[Bouncy Ball]

Everyone needs to understand that the name of this country is no longer "America," a weird Italian-sounding name, but "Ameri-bush." That makes more sense.

Just to tell you a bit about myself, I never go anywhere without wearing Ameri-bush flag everything! I have Ameri-bush flag shoes, socks, shirts, shorts, bandannas, underwear, bracelets, necklaces, earrings, caps, ponytail scrunchies, windbreakers, even my sunglasses and contact lenses have the Ameri-bush flag on them!!!! THE FLAG CODE BE DAMNED!!!!





I like to engage in a bit of war gardening....JUST KIDDING! That was way back when people did things like that. No, to support the Ameri-bush war, I buy shit at Wal-Mart, my favorite store! Just today I bought a mirrored clock and fifty pounds of Lucky Charms! Damn, what a great country!

Also, I have a dream......JUST KIDDING! DREAMS NOT ALLOWED IN AMERI-BUSH! HA! So take that, all you dreamers. No, we stopped allowing dreams around here in about 1968. So shut up with your dreams, people, no one cares. Go buy some more shit at Wal-Mart, support the Ameri-bush war.

Anyway, that's about enough for now. I'll be checking in from time to time to tell you the new stuff you need to know about Ameri-bush. Until then, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? GET YOUR ASS TO WAL-MART YOU LAZY SHITS AND BUY SOME AMERI-BUSH FLAG CRAP!

[derby378]

1. Are you OK?

I mean, I've got that Texas flag rodeo shirt, and I'm happy with it, even if some folks on DailyKos consider me a goober.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. HEY!

It's COOL on you, and don't you forget it! And do any of those REAL goobers have your belt buckle??? I didn't think so!

You, sir, are a TRUE patriot!

[derby378]

7. Bless your heart

I reckon a lot of DemFest folks have been combing eBay looking for that buckle, too. I might have started a trend.

Even with DailyKos. :evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

2. Oh my gosh.

Are those Zubaz??

[Bouncy Ball]

9. What are zubaz?

[Left Is Write]

12. Those...those...PANTS.

VERY popular style of pants in the early 90s.

http://www.badfads.com/pages/fashion/zubaz.html

[jmm]

3. This is what I'm wearing to the next Ameri-Bush ball.

[Bouncy Ball]

5. Then you clearly deserve to live.

Unlike the others.

[Tom Kitten]

6. oh my

I'm behind on my laundry so I wore my USS Constitution t-shirt today, with a drawing of "Old Ironsides" on it...
I'm really shamed though, at the thought I'm not a real American...

[Bouncy Ball]

8. I might grant you an Ameri-bush waiver

except that bush doesn't know about Old Ironsides.

But I do, so waiver granted. You will be allowed to live.

(The USS Consitution was and is a KICK ASS ship.)

[Tom Kitten]

10. thanks!

I might add that bush doesn't know the Constitution either! :)

[Bleacher Creature]

11. What happens if

they accidentally get a rip in one of them??

or they get a bleach spot??

Or they just throw them away??

Will the flag desecration police come after these people???

[Bouncy Ball]

13. Well NO because they are more patrioticker than you

and they buy shit at Wal-MArt (as proof of their patriotickerism!)