Well it's official: I'm the neighborhood slut.

[progmom]

They had an election and gave me a special plaque and everything. Should I be proud of this honor?

[Squatch]

1. How did you earn this honor?

[progmom]

23. painfully, i must point out that this is just a bad copycat

:hi:

[Yit]

2. Do you have your own street corner?

[neuvocat]

3. Where do you live?

...not that I would try to visit or anything...

:evilgrin:

[Richardo]

4. A special plaque? Or plague?

:D

[underpants]

7. plaque- they couldn't find any trailer hitches with crome left on them

:bounce:

[Not_Giving_Up]

5. I had to read that twice

The first time, I swear I saw "They hand an ERECTION..."

[progmom]

8. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
i have read your post three times and each time i laughed out loud. :)

[Not_Giving_Up]

10. I also had to look at plaque a couple of times

The first time around, I saw that they had an erection and gave you a special plague.

[Zuni]

6. way to go!

congratulations! :thumbsup:

[Divameow77]

9. Does that mean I have to give up

my crown now?

[JohnnyBoots]

11. What's your #

[RPM]

13. can i get sloppy seconds?

Pleeeeeease?

[knowbody0]

12. im the village idiot

nice to meet you

[tyedyeto]

14. Woohoo!!

Congrats are in order, I think! :shrug:

[datasuspect]

15. if that's the case

can i get some?

[Debi]

16. If you had to carry the plaque between your knees

then they want you to stay away from their husbands! :blush:

[aeolian]

17. Could you come over to my neighborhood?

Our old slut wore out.

:hide:

[Wcross]

28. Stop in my neighborhood too! Our slut is in the shop. n/t

[MrSandman]

18. If they had an election...

You didn't earn the title. You are the projection of "their" collective guilt.

Take this burden and proudly know the service you are providing in expunging the neighborhood of it's fear of damnation.

[RetroLounge]

19. Any houses for sale in your neighborhood?

:evilgrin:

RL

[merh]

20. They actually got together to vote?

So, do these people have lifes?

Was there anyone else on the ballot?

What an odd neighborhood :freak:

[JimmyJazz]

21. Does the title come with a sash? If it does, I'm pretty sure

matcom will be moving to your neighborhood shortly and will be vying for your title. He's like that, you know.

[progmom]

22. yeah - he's a slut for the sash

:eyes:

[bridgit]

24. will you be publishing a price list for services rendered...

:shrug:

[progmom]

25. price list?

shit - you mean people would pay for this?? :P




edited to add smiley. you know...in case y'all couldn't tell this was supposed to be a joke...

[bridgit]

27. bwahahahaha....

:rofl: then don't travel into some parts of my town :rofl:

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