My kid downloaded the "long high pitched fart" ringtone.

[Maddy McCall]

Nothing more embarrassing than eating in a nice restaurant and having the fart sound go off just as the waiter approaches.

:eyes:

[evlbstrd]

1. Teenage boy, right?

[Maddy McCall]

3. Yes--well, a preteen.

Besides the fart ringtone, he also has "Pretty Fly For a White Guy," "What's New Pussycat," and "Fat Bottomed Girls."

He prefers the fart, though. :eyes:

(New Rule: He is required to turn off his phone before entering any dining establishment. :D )

[yorkiemommie1]

2. hmmm....

i heard something from our den and i THOUGHT it was a download but it was actually my husband!

[Maddy McCall]

8. LOL! So farts are cool to guys well into adulthood?

[texas1928]

10. DID you see this?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3515620

[salin]

14. that CANT be real... but it made me laugh

so hard I teared up. Why does stuff like this bring the ten year old out?

[texas1928]

18. Everybody still loves a little juvenile humor.

If you do not, then your childhood was boring.

It is not real it is dubbed but that guy makes the greatest faces, it just begs for a fart track.

[yorkiemommie1]

24. sadly, YES!

old farts enjoy 'em!

[AuntieM1957]

4. Be GLAD it was the cell phone

obviously, you haven't had dinner with my brother in law!

[Maddy McCall]

9. My brother is the same way. AT the dinner table.

Someone needs to teach these guys some manners! :D

[texas1928]

5. Yeah

Sure it was the phone that did it. MMMM hM

:eyes:

[Maddy McCall]

11. If it wasn't, then my son...

deserves a place in the Guiness Book of Records for longest, most repetetive fart ever. :D

[texas1928]

13. Maybe you should not order the beans with dinner.

BEANS BEANS
A WONDERFUL FRUIT
THE MORE YOU EAT
THE MORE YOU TOOT,
THE MORE YOU TOOT
THE BETTER YOU FEEL
SO EAT BEANS WITH EVERY MEAL!!!

[purr]

29. You did it again to me lololol

Now cut it out :)

[Wapsie B]

6. Cool.

Where do you get that?

[Maddy McCall]

15. He got it on the real tones jukebox.

I think. One of the ringtone apps on his cell phone. If you really want to know, I can find out. :D

[Wapsie B]

19. Yes that would be great!

:rofl:

Thanks.

[Maddy McCall]

23. Here ya go.

All the farts, burps, and other human sounds a phone can handle. :D

http://www.midiringtones.com/audiotones/audiotones.aspx?sid=76

[Wapsie B]

25. Thank you Maddy!

:)

[purr]

30. Oh my.. thats going as my text alert..

I dont know why I find it so hilarious but something about farts just cracks me up. Always have always probably will.

[TexasLady]

7. hehe

my 12 year old is constantly coming up with things that blow my mind.
just today, he took my big umbrella that was on my deck furniture, called the family outside, and proceeded to jump off the deck, to see if he could 'really do it like Mary poppins"

last weekend, he got underneath the cart at the grocery store and rolled it around with his arms.he wanted to make it easy on me so i wouldnt have to push it.

I love my kids.

[Maddy McCall]

16. How damned funny!

I love the grocery cart story. :D

[TexasLady]

20. Id bet our sons would get along famously

I think i saw where u said he was preteen?

I swear, this boy has been doing crazy stuff since he was old enough to walk.

Once, he walked around butt nekkid outside after playing in the water hose. He was around three. His uncle came by and started to playfully tease him for being au naturale. So he got up in my lap and covered his privates...then about a minute later, he said HAHA and uncovered himself for all to see!

Then theres the story of running up and down the street in my younger daughters tutu...but eh, Im hijacking...

I love kids this age, dont you?!!

[Maddy McCall]

26. My son is eleven. He and your son would indeed be a funny pair.

My son has been being a ninja lately. Wrapping a tee shirt around his face and terrorizing people. He ran up and down the hotel hallway last week, declaring his ninjahood and making people laugh.

It was funny.

Wish you lived nearby. We could surely get some laughs out of the two. :D

[BlondieK143]

12. LOL!

Maddy, I'd just like to be a fly on your wall for one day. :D

[Maddy McCall]

17. Right now...

you wouldn't. He's bugging me to take him over to his grandfathers so that he can play with his friend next door. But I want to mildew today, so I'm about to put the quiatus to this. :D

[sasquatch]

21. When I was a kid I LOVED baked beans

I ate it so much that one day I would fill the house with gas from my farts.
:D:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

27. I refused to sleep in the same room with my ex after he cooked and ate...

his special recipe of pinto beans. Would drive me out of the house. Seriously. :D

[purr]

31. I had beans with my dinner tonight.. a huge can of Bush's baked beans.. m

mmm.. Still have some left in the pot.. Hubby is bartending again tonight tee hee!

[Democracy White]

22. I got a very obnoxious but funny as hell ringtone

on my cellie. It's a girl orgasming. They guy who was putting in my ringtones just put it in there without charging me. I plan to use it someday I just don't know where. :D

Speaking of little boys, my 7-year old nephew told me a few months ago that hsi teacher holds detention on top of the swingset!! LOL!! Kids can sure be something!!

Dee

EDIT: changed "gilr" to "girl" I have no idea what a "gilr" is!!

[Maddy McCall]

28. HAHAHAHA!

I'd love to have that ringtone. LOL! In church. :D

[Democracy White]

33. That's what I was thinking

At a church, during their revival session! Either that or at the local Republican headquarters!!! That'll be a hoot!!

Dee

[bigwillq]

32. That's funny.

I'm not trying to judge you or the way you raise your kid.

I don't have any kids so I don't know how hard it is being a parent.My b/f has an 11 year old daughter and she has a cell phone. He said he got her a cell phone for ER purposes, which is all fine and good.

Maybe that's the reason why you got him a cell phone. But since you did get him a cell phone than he should have the right to put whatever ring tone he wants on it.

If you don't like it, than take the phone away.

Sorry if I sound really mean in this post, I didn't intend to be but giving certain responsibilites and privleges to your kids can have their drawbacks and then it kills me when parents complain about it. I'm not saying you're complaining but if you do get to that stage then think about why you're letting your kid, who's a preteen, have these items.

[Maddy McCall]

34. I was ambivalent about getting him the phone.

His friend wanted him to have it so that they could text back and forth. But, more importantly, it's been great for situations in which I need to pick him up, say, after piano lessons or if he's uncomfortable somewhere and wants to come home.

And, when we shop, sometimes he wants to go look at sporting goods while I look at clothes, for instance. We both have our cells and can call each other back and forth across the store to make sure he's ok.

Last week, we were in Neshoba County, Mississippi, at the Klansman's trial. While I sat outside the courthouse during break, my son ran across the street to get us some Cokes. If he had needed me, I'm only a speed-dial call away.

It's a way to keep an apron string on a kid who's rearing to go. And it gives him security when he's at places without me, knowing that he can get me in a moment.

It only added $10 on my monthly phone bill to get him the phone. It's been worth every penny. I'm not angry about the fart ringtone. I think it's funny, but IN THE RIGHT PLACE. :D I'm more pissed that he forgot to turn off the phone in the restaurant, because that is one of the big rules by which he must abide. :D

[bigwillq]

41. You have a lot of good reasons

why your kid should have the phone. Some of those same reasons is why my b/f gave his daughter a phone.


I am in a better mood now. Work has been sucking. I think I just needed to vent a tad and it just so happened to be in your post.
:hi:

[Radical Activist]

35. That's awesome!

That sounds like a good reason to have kids.

[Maddy McCall]

36. I, too, have a juvey sense of humor.

So it's difficult to be a "proper" mother for me, when I'm just as capable of sick humor as he is. :D

[Radical Activist]

37. This post reminds me of what someone told me yesterday

about how her friend is worried because her son painted his room black and doesn't let any light in and wears black a lot. I said, "That's OK as long as he's 14. How old is he?" Answer: 14.

Some things go with certain ages like painting your room black for farting noises on cell phones. hehe

[Maddy McCall]

39. Too funny.

When I was a teen, one of my good friends lived in an antebellum home. A beautiful, huge home, well kept, in the posh part of a small southern town.

She painted her room silver. Yes, shiney silver. And, like I said, the house was huge, as was her bedroom. I hated visiting her house because it gave me a headache to sit in her room.

She was really really really strange. She attempted suicide not long after that, and I haven't heard from her since. :(

[Yavin4]

38. I'm 40

and your story made me laugh. Give your son a high five for me.

[Maddy McCall]

40. We just stopped by his grandparents' home.

They didn't think it was funny. LOL! :D