I just rubbed my eyes and saw Jesus.

[AmandaRuth]

Pardon me while I start a cult.

MiniAmandaRuth

[Kurovski]

1. Can I purchase the inside of your eyelids?

Will they be on E-bay?

[AmandaRuth]

3. The moment that I saw them out of my head

and Jesus stops telling me to kill, yes, they will.

MiniAmandaRuth

[babylonsister]

4. Where is Mom and how is she doing?

I'm still waiting for a response in the gardening forum!:hi:

[AmandaRuth]

5. Mom is watching a scary movie with PappaRuth

And, I have been at the computer for the past hour or so...

I'll tell her that she needs to reply.

MiniAmandaRuth

[Kurovski]

6. Uh-oh

Freedom and visions have certainly brought about quite a change.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. If I shake your hand

will I suffer stigmata?

[Heidi]

7. What did he look like? What was he doing?

He wasn't blue-eyed, sandy-haired and caucasion-skinned, was he? I _knew_ it!

[giant_robot]

8. I hope you weren't staring at this...

Stare at the four black dots in the center of the image for 30 - 60 seconds.
Then quickly close your eyes and look at something bright (like a lamp or a window with sunlight coming through it). You should see a white circle with an image inside it.

[AmandaRuth]

10. I just did that and I saw the bat mobile

I did! And then it was a vampire smiley face...

MiniAmandaRuth

[giant_robot]

13. You saw the holy bat mobile?

I think this might make you the chosen one. :shrug:

[Guaranteed]

11. Hey, it works!

How much do I pay?

[Guaranteed]

9. How much do I have to pay? nt

[giant_robot]

12. For the miracle of that vision, my son,

you must turn your computer monitor into a shrine, then go to a remote overpass and lay flowers at a urine stain that vaguely represents a human form (but of course *we* know it's the Virgin Mary, who has chosen to manifest herself as a urine stain vaguely approximating human form).

[Guaranteed]

14. That's it?

No $6,000?

[AmandaRuth]

15. Nope. Foreward 1,000,000,000 dollars in small bill to

The MiniAmandaRuthJesus bank account and Jesus will appear in your own home too!

Weather as a toaster blemish, a smear of lipstick, a spot where a bird got smooshed on your window, or as a birthmark on your significant others back is up to you and Jesus!

MiniAmandaRuth