Ok guys. I need ninjas.

[coloradodem2005]

Why? I don't know. I just need some ninjas.


On edit: I figured it out. It is to fight the scientologists.

[auntAgonist]

1. These are my favourite Ninja's

[coloradodem2005]

2. Teenagers? Mutants? Turtles?

Wow. Who'd a thunk? :P

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

3. This dude claims he's 10 ninjas!!!

[Tsiyu]

4. Do you want REAL ninjas

or Sears' ninjas?

[WhollyHeretic]

5. I'd offer my services but

I don't think I could put together an all black outfit. I've got some black t-shirts but the closest I can can to black pants is dark green. :shrug:

[GirlinContempt]

6. Pirates are way sweeter

go with pirates

[The Traveler]

7. I can do both

Fear not, Coloradodem! Me and my motley crew are ready to address all your needs for mayhem and chaos.

[coloradodem2005]

10. Does your Motley Crew ride on the Wild Side?

[The Traveler]

11. Only every day that ends with a "y" (n/t)

[Guaranteed]

22. I need Tuesdays off. nt

[The Traveler]

23. OK. Out of respect for your age ...

:evilgrin:

(Just teasing)

[Guaranteed]

26. LOL I getcha

Sorry, it's just the soccer practice.

For ME, of course. :P

[The Traveler]

27. I always knew

you could kick the shit out of something. Now if only Rumsferatu's head were in your way ...

[Guaranteed]

28. GOALLLLLLLLLLLLL!

:)

[The Traveler]

29. HE SCORES!!!! (n/t)

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

9. Or you could just get the Wonder Twins...

[Outrider]

19. Go with the ultimate in Mad Science

Pirate Ninjas. Unfortunately they have a nasty habit of spontaneously exploding. Nature never meant for pirates and ninjas to be combined, but until they explode their kick ass. :evilgrin:

[GirlinContempt]

24. Pinjas must be exterminated

[Outrider]

32. Not a problem

They only have a half life of 30 days. You just need to wait until they all explode. Of course, I'm going to keep a supply of Modern Mad Scientist brand Easy-Mix Pinja for a rainy day.

[Outrider]

21. Self delete n/t

[Guaranteed]

25. DUDE. you are SO goddamned RIGHT.

Pirates are the ultimate.

[GirlinContempt]

33. See? THIS guy knows where it's at

[Guaranteed]

41. Biggest pimp ever

I want to be a pirate when I grow up.

[BikeWriter]

8. Shit, you don't need ninjas. Get a few bikers drunk...

and tell them the scientologists were effin' with their scoots.

[The Traveler]

12. That would work, too.

Or how about marshalling a horde of biker ninja pirates?

[BikeWriter]

13. I've never seen those, but if you have enough booze...

we can recruit some.

[The Traveler]

14. Dude

I always have enough booze.
:toast:

[BikeWriter]

16. LOL! Bikers are easily recruited with alcoholic beverages...

Preferably vast quantities of alcoholic beverages. :-)

[The Traveler]

17. Well, sure

It always worked on me!!!

[Mojambo]

15. Michael Dudikoff is our gardener. I'll see if he can help out. n/t

[Redneck Socialist]

18. Ninjas are mammals...

Ninjas are mammals. Ninjas fight ALL the time. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Git yer geek on boy! :crazy:

[Guaranteed]

20. I am not here.

But I am a Rock and Roll Ninja.

[sakabatou]

30. I am more of a samurai than a ninja...

But I can get the job done...

[SlavesandBulldozers]

31. here's some sho kosugi

whom i consider to be the ultimate ninja



you just can't fuck with the ninja.



sho kosugi is the shit


fucking ninjas rock.


this is sho kosugi as a ninja actually looked back in the day. did you know that the modern concept of ninjas (dressed in the black mask) was actually derived from the stagehands of kabuki theatre, who wore all black. legerndary ninjas didn't wear all of the black shit, that's a relatively modern take on the ninja concept. but sho kosugi is the shit nonetheless. did i mention that?

[JVS]

34. Ninja please!

Ninjas are so sweet they make you want to crap your pants!

[Guaranteed]

35. Hey, JVS...let's go drinkin'!

:)

[JVS]

36. No can do. I'm in Pennsylvania right now

I should be back in Illinois by Bastille day (July 14th)

[Guaranteed]

37. Holy crap...how'd...oh, that's right, you grew up out there,

right?

Visiting the fam?

[JVS]

38. Yup. Mom turned 60 yesterday.

Kind of having a mellow period of the summer right now

[Guaranteed]

39. Yikes.

Well, look me up when you get back, seriously. I'll come down or you can come up here and we'll fuck some shit up.

[JVS]

40. Sounds good

[fujiyama]

42. Do you love ninjas?

Here's the website for you!

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

This is one of the strangest, but funniest sites on the web.