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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:18 PM
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Hey I just thought of something
if God is omnipotent then why did he need to rest after creating the world?

That had to have been brought up before.
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:20 PM
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1. because
he created a rock too big to lift...
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:20 PM
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2. Keep in mind that
the bible has been edited and rivised so many times, that it is now a book of fables and legends.
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Fight_n_back Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:24 PM
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3. gee thanks
I was just getting ready to sacrifice my oldest son but you have given me pause.
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:30 PM
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4. Wow
Close one.
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:36 PM
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5. He wanted a beer.
Shit - you would too after creating a world. Christ, give the old man a break.
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