In my opinion, all cats should be shot.

[Beware the Beast Man]

There's just too many of them out there, and they can get all sorts of horrible diseases. So by all means, people, make sure your cats are properly immunized for rabies, FIV and the like. If I had my way, all cats would be shot.

[matcom]

1. .

:popcorn: :D

[kick-ass-bob]

2. you better share.

:D

[Goldmund]

3. .

:smoke:

:popcorn:

[Blue-Jay]

20. Pass it over.

:popcorn:

[Olney Blue]

75. Blue-jay:

I love your W sticker! Is it available somewhere? I NEED IT!!!!!

[ronnykmarshall]

4. Kids in resturants too.

Kids should have their shots before going to a resturant. You never know what illness they could pick up.

[Misunderestimator]

11. Yep... and they sneeze a lot more strongly than cats...

*blech*

[Kathy in Cambridge]

21. God knows where their grimy little hands have been

in their noses, butts, etc. ewww.

[johnnie]

5. Lol

This should be interesting. I don't know if you covered your ass THAT well...LOL.

[billyskank]

6. .

:hide:

[matcom]

7. for YOU Beastman

feel free to post seperately as your own 'MatcomNews' story :D

http://www.madison.com/tct/news/stories//index.php?ntid=44710&ntpid=2

[ET Awful]

8. In my opinion, all humans should be shot.

There's just too many of them out there, and they can get all sorts of horrible diseases. So by all means, make sure you are immunized against polio, the flu, HIV and the like. If I had my way all humans would be shot.

:)

edit: Yes, I know no such miraculous immunization exists, but still . . . . :)

[nickinSTL]

10. I can go along with this one

But leave the cats alone.

[friesianrider]

82. Ditto.

People are the cause of 99.999% of the world's problems. We can start the shooting with the OP!! ;)

[fleabert]

9. oh really?

:popcorn:

my cat agrees, and thinks there might be some that won't read all of your post...

[Lisa0825]

14. BEEEEEEAUTIFUL! ! ! !

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[fleabert]

18. check her out after her bath, even cuter!

her name is squeak, she is one of four kittens I am fostering...

[El Fuego]

57. She is precious!!!!!

I love it when you post her pictures.

[fleabert]

63. I have gone crazy on this thread...

I am crazy for kitty pics these days.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3508810

a recent thread that got very little attention...

[El Fuego]

67. I missed that one!

Keep the pictures coming!!!

[Arugula Latte]

106. Your black kitten looks like Squink

the black kitten of another DUer -- forget who. Very cute!

[BuelahWitch]

95. She'll probably grow up to look something like this

My little Angel (who's not so little anymore!) :loveya:

[fleabert]

99. awwww...sweet baby!

I hope I get to find out, as all the kitties are foster babies. :-)

[crispini]

15. Cuuuuuute!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. So PRECIOUS. Isn't she just a little adorable wuggums, isn't she, oh YES SHE IS, the little sweetie snookie pie!

Sorry -- but damn, that's a cute picture. :P

[fleabert]

23. she's a doll...

check out two of her siblings...

[ET Awful]

16. Yeah, really!

[fleabert]

24. it is on like donkey kong!

[ET Awful]

26. Back at ya'

[fleabert]

27. good one. but get ready...

[ET Awful]

29. Oh yeah? Well how about this?

[fleabert]

oh no...that's a good one...I have more too...

[ET Awful]

33. Oh, so you wanna play rough eh?

[fleabert]

37. holy fluffy kitty batman! I'll see that fluffy kitty, and raise you a

wet one...

[ET Awful]

Oh yeah, well I'll see your wet kitty and raise you a cheshire kitten

[redqueen]

42. hahahaha

What a cute pic!

[ET Awful]

43. He fell asleep on my wool coat and just sank right in :)

They grow up so fast :cry:

[redqueen]

46. He looks huggy...

my Snowball is a very huggy kitty, as his mom is... now I want a kitty hug!

[ET Awful]

47. Quinn was when he was tiny, now he's more the type to come to you

let you scratch his ears for a minute, then he's gone again.

Althea is my little cuddler kitty, but even she hates being pickedup and hugged, she's more of a sneak up on you and drop her self on your lap type :)

[redqueen]

Awww

I hope Snowball stays this way. He's still fairly young. We've kept his mom, a stray I rescued while pregnant, and she's very huggy. She'll sit on your lap and reach up and put her paws on your chest or neck, and rub her head all over your chin. It's so cool. Maybe she's just reeeeeeeeally grateful for being rescued. ;)

[fleabert]

your sleeping cat is no match for my sleeping cats!

and, fluffy isn't the only way to be cute around here!

[ET Awful]

51. I'm running low on baby pics dangit hmmm, maybe an

adolescent pic is in order



or maybe

[fleabert]

58. awwww...

I have to go to work, we shall continue later my dear?

[ET Awful]

60. Certainly

[fleabert]

68. we're baaaaaack!

did you miss us?

now I gotta go run and buy some cat food, these guys eat like horses...I'll be back in 30...

[fleabert]

70. I guess we'll go to bed until tomorrow...see you then

[ET Awful]

72. Sorry, I was tired, and this morning I went out on a little hike :)

Now I'm tired again :)

[fleabert]

76. My, what lovely teeth you have!

that's awesome, mine don't have teeth like that yet, but...



and I just got up, after staying up waaaaaay too late. I feel like a zombie! Wish I could take a hike today, but I think it would kill me, LOL! I will just have to settle on hiking back and forth to the basement and do laundry. (cue violins):nopity:

[ET Awful]

77. Those two little white kittens are just so damned cute :)

Looks like he has a great set of vocal cords :) But can he lick his eyeball (or does he at least try?) :)

[fleabert]

78. Squeak got her name cause her meow is very squeaky, I think she will

grow into it. No word on licking eyeballs, but they all love to give tongue baths to my feet and hands! It's time for a feeding, they eat like PIGS! the black one and the calico both seem to prefer hand feedings of their soft food, it's weird. I have to give them several bites on my fingers and then stick my finger in the bowl of food (bury it really) and only then will they start eating from the bowl! ? Any ideas how to fix that?


Mamma will have nothing to do with me. :-)

[ET Awful]

79. That's how I first got Althea to come out of her carrier and be social

She loved me when I first picked her up at the adoption event at Petco, but she was terrified when she first came to the apartment. So, I put Quinn in the other room, got a bowl of food and let her lick my finger a couple of times. After the second or third lick, she darted out of the carrier, climbed up on my lap and started purring :). She still hates being picked up, but when she's in a cuddly mood, she's impossible to dissuade :).

[Lisa0825]

38. WEEEEEE!!! I'm on a kitten high!!!:-)

:loveya:

[ET Awful]

40. Glad we could be of assistance :) n/t

[Arugula Latte]

80. Me too! And I don't want to get that monkey off my back, man!

nt

[fleabert]

85. happy to oblige...

we didn't do it!!!

[Arugula Latte]

89. Oh good god.

That is like a straight shot of heroin to the veins for us kitty addicts!

I think those are fake stuffed animal kitties you bought at a Stieff outlet!

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. What a little cutie!

I'd take him out and shoot him, this was he could stay healthy and happy. :D

[fleabert]

25. she's been half-shot already!

too small for a full shot, so she'll get half-shot again in two weeks.

and, I plan to have her cut open and have organs removed soon as well.

[Beware the Beast Man]

28. Oh my goodness!

You're taking this thread one step further, eh? ;)

[fleabert]

30. a hijack and an extra step seemed appropriate!

sorry 'bout the hijack... :-)

[Beware the Beast Man]

31. No apology needed.

Squeak hijacked my heart. :loveya:

[redqueen]

41. That looks like my Snowball when he was a little younger.

Great pic... thanks for sharing! :hi:

[fleabert]

49. happy to oblige...

[crispini]

52. Awwwwwwwwwww!

Again with the SO CUTE!

[kittenpants]

69. oh dear god!

that is soooooooooooo disgustingly CUTE. it looks like she just did something mischevious.

[fleabert]

71. she probably did! make sure and read the whole hijack...

more cute kittens than you can shake a stick at...and you know what happens if you shake a stick at a kitten...they attack!

[FizzFuzz]

90. fleabert, that pic is toooooo loveable!!!!!

is she covering her nose for a sneeze? How polite!! :D

(P.S. :rofl: ---->Trashy. HAHAH!)

[fleabert]

94. I think she was in the middle of a prayer or a tongue bath, but I like

the idea of the sneeze! They certainly make me sneeze a lot! (I am now allergic, fantastic, right?)

They are all just dolls, almost unreal sometimes. Squeak has become quite the cuddle-bug, I am loving it.

and, PS, I loved that thread, as my mom likes to say, 'it made me so mad I could spit!' trashy?...screw you!

[FizzFuzz]

96. get thee to your Doc for a Rx of Nasonex

I live on it!

(well, that's if your sinuses are constantly feeling like they've been filled in with concrete.......mmmm, nice image)

Yes, My Weenie is like that, a little doll of sweetness and purity. She is the weenie of my world. But she's got a real personality, that's for sure.

So, what thread are you talking about? I thought you meant Squeak's nickname is Trashy. So I got this picture in my mind of Squeak (aka Trashy), wearing a hot pink/lime green polyester-Sateen gown with a too low decolletage, bad rhinestone jewelery, and feather trimmed mules. And a too-big tiara.
BAA-HAAAA-HAHAHAhahahahaha!

[fleabert]

98. weenie, that still cracks me up. Weenie Fizz Fuzz! sounds like a character

from a children's book! I only have the babies for a few more weeks, since I am fostering, so I will live with the sneezing...only one litter a year for me (during kitten season). From now on I am going to foster pups. I have had cement nose...no fun at all!


oh goodness, got some free time?
the thread where I decided my nickname is Trashy:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3219255

one of my responses, and I was really really mad in this one....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3219255&mesg_id=3225233

[FizzFuzz]

107. She's Teeny Beany Weenie!

actually my last name starts with a G...So she is Weenie Adorable Gxxxx.= W. A. G.

Pugsley is Mr Fuzz's son; his last name starts with a W, so he is Pugsley Annoying Wxxxx.=P. A. W.

heh heh

Soooo I had a look at that thread---gee I'm sorry I missed it.
And I wish lower back tats had been happening when I was working as a tattoo artist. I like them because they follow the lines of the body in a nice way. When you're doing a tattoo, you want it to fit the body well. There are also various styles that have become traditional, and so you've got visual familiarity working for you. (keeping in mind that familiarity can become clicheed. But what's important is what the person getting the tattoo wants, and how well the artist executes the design. Part of that is fitting it to the body)

I DID notice on that thread all the judgementalism aimed against women. Shit what a crock....complaints that every woman and her sister has a lower back tattoo. No word about the ubiquitous "LOOK AT MY BIG MUSCULAR ARMS!! I"M MACHO!" trendyness on men (and its a trend thats been around as long as Anchor or Dancing Hula Girl tats have been around.) (well OK, there was perhaps ONE post that mentioned the equally stale flash for men...barbed wire arm or neck bands...etc.)

And I loved your idea for a matching back of the neck tat...sounds good! (hey the pic of your dragonfly didn't show up by the way. I couldn't see it) :(

I wish I had pics of me at work in the tattoo shop. Wah. But I'll have to post some pics of my work. (I don't have pics of everything unfortunately, but I do have some good ones)

Well, have a good day Fleabert! Give Fleazies a hug (kiss on the nose? ;) ) for me

:hi:

[I Have A Dream]

109. I absolutely L...O...V...E this picture!

What a darling... and I'm not even a cat person! :loveya:

[Shell Beau]

12. Ooooh!! You are a bad bad boy!!

:spank:

[Pithlet]

13. How dare you??????

Insinuate that us pet owners have a responsibility to keep our pets healthy.

And I'd rather have chocolate chip cookies in lieu of popcorn, if that is okay.

[Beware the Beast Man]

22. I know, I;m a terrible person.

:P

[Goldmund]

19. Geeze

They deleted my copycat... :eyes:

[Texasgal]

32. OH SHIT!!!

Your baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! :evilgrin:

[Debi]

34. What are you....bored...or flame retardant?

on edit: I shot both my dogs - and had them cut! :woohoo:

[Beware the Beast Man]

36. Doing the bidding of a fellow evilDUer.

I am a progminion. :evilgrin:

[Debi]

62. She's not forming ANOTHER cult is she?

:crazy:

[Beware the Beast Man]

64. Actually, she's just my scapegoat.

I have my own cult:

THE CULT OF THE BEAST MAN!

[China_cat]

35. I shoot one of my cats twice a day.

He's diabetic.

[Bleacher Creature]

39. Majority Leader Frist?? Is that you??

[redqueen]

44. I don't know why this thread would cause problems...

everyone reads the whole post before replying, right?

[Beware the Beast Man]

48. You would think, redqueen.

You would think. :eyes:

:hi:

[Zuni]

86. absolutely

:D

[barb162]

45. change cats to humans (humans kill way more than cats do)

"In my opinion, all humans should be shot.
There's just too many of them out there, and they can get all sorts of horrible diseases. So by all means, people, make sure your humans are properly immunized for rabies, FIV and the like. If I had my way, all humans shoulld be shot."

[Blue-Jay]

50. What was that zooming sound I just heard?

[barb162]

56. I give up n/t

[RPM]

53. Agreed - and they should be eaten too.

Can't let all of that meat go to waste - specially since beef is off limits now.

[Lilith Velkor]

54. mmmm....bearded clam

[chickenscratching]

55. mmmm...tuna pie

[Felix Mala]

59. My bad little kitty will come to you tonight and steal your breath

while you're sleeping. And he's just the one to do it.

[progmom]

61. Have I ever told you that I love you?

Yup. I do. :)

(amd Mrs Beastman too, of course)

[Beware the Beast Man]

65. Repeatedly. But it never gets old.

:*

[roguevalley]

66. you are so in the wrong place to say this. :)

[Blue Diadem]

73. Wish you could see my grandkitty right before she got "shot"..

towel over her head, looking and sounding like a ticked off lioness ready to eat the vet! She's never forgiven him for spaying her, hated him every since.

Unfortunately since she was a feral barn kitten, she was either born with the FLV virus or got it through her mother's milk and was the only kitten out of the litter to survive. She was recently diagnosed with hip displasia. Her life we know will be shorter, but she has much love from my granddaughter and the rest of us.

We rejoiced when we were informed that the last 18 barn cats were trapped, neutered and spayed. No litters now in 2 years.

[friesianrider]

83. That's the nice thing about spaying and neutering...

No more unwanted babies flitting around or to try and find homes for...plus you're reducing the number of animals euthanized every year by not being part of the problem by allowing reproduction.

[Blue Diadem]

88. From what the lady told us, she trapped some each year and had

them spayed or neutered. It had to take her over 5 yrs to complete. Her biggest problem was catching the most wild ones and then she had additional cats that people had dumped off on her property.

It's still sad that she doesn't vaccinate them..

[friesianrider]

93. True...

It is such a severe problem, but one that simply MUST be done. We had 14 spayed/neutered within a few months, and it took awhile to catch all the more feral ones. But, it is too important not to. Any cat that we can catch we have fixed. I'm trying to raise funds to spay/neuter a farm's cats near my place...the lady is totally ignorant of the problem of overpopulation. She joked to me that when they get a "surplus", they just dump the "extras" at neighboring farms. It's so sad.

Today, so many shelters/rescues/towns offer low or no cost spay/neuter there's simply no reason whatsoever why anyone should have pets who aren't fixed, with so many wonderful, healthy dogs and cats put-to-sleep every day - it's such a sin.

[BlondieK143]

74. Dude, you've got some seriously big balls.

SERIOUSLY. BIG. ONES. :D

[Zuni]

87. you haven't seen his massive genitalia

:scared:

[friesianrider]

81. If I had my way, I'd shoot people who think like you.

Seriously.

If people just fucking spayed and neutered their animals, there wouldn't be so damn many. But nooo...that would cost money.

Shooting cats wouldn't solve the problem at all. The overpopulation problem is a PEOPLE problem, because PEOPLE don't fix their animals. Until they do, you can shoot every cat you see but there will still be way more than there are homes for.

[fleabert]

84. :-) Read the thread love!

Or I will bite your ear...

[LisaL]

91. I would prefer if all idiots were shot.

[JVS]

92. Finally someone is willing to stand up be a hardliner!

I salute you!

[Bzzzz]

97. Well I know of one cat that will be...

if it doesn't stay out of my flower beds!!! Our neighbor just lets their cat run loose and could care less if it is destroying anyone else's property.

[fleabert]

100. how nice of you to take a neighbors cat in for it's yearly shots!

read the thread friend...

[Bzzzz]

101. I did...

ever hear of sarcasm??? Damn cat! You go and spend $500 to prepare your flower beds and have a stupid cat tear them up. I blame the owner as much as the cat. I've been to the house twice, but no luck catching the owner.

[fleabert]

102. there's a smilie for that....

:sarcasm:

good luck.

[cestpaspossible]

103. Even the dead ones?

[name not needed]

104. ESPECIALLY the dead ones

You want zombie cats running around scratching shit up with their zombie-claws?

[48pan]

105. Danger Will Robinson!!!!

[slackmaster]

108. Mine are all immunized

It costs a bunch of money, but they're worth it.