Do you owe the country an apology?

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(Apologizing is HOT right now. Don't be left out. Get in on the ground floor.)

I snore (sometimes). I'm sorry America, from the bottom of my heart. :cry:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

1. I drive like an aggressive asshole sometimes

I'm sorry America. :blush:

[dhinojosa]

18. Huh? Asshole-style driving is as American as

Mom's apple pie, white fences, burning flags, and viagra.

[sniffa]

2. i hate america

sorry

[MrScorpio]

3. I farted the other day

Sorry for raising the methane levels

[underpants]

4. 'Murka, I am sorry you stupid a** fell for these jackholes lies

I tried to warn you in every way I could.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Nope. I voted for Kerry.

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. I can be very selfish at times.

[Trigger Hippie]

7. I'm so saw-ree

America. I don't clean my room and act like a jackass on the train. I'm soooo saw-reeee. }(

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9. And you need to apologize for your screen name

Although you're telling the truth (like Durbin and Dean) it will offend our brave soldiers overseas, or something.

[Trigger Hippie]

10. OK, I'll break out

the hairshirt. How dare I speak about our Chimpy in Chief like that?? Oh, woe is me...

[Spacemom]

8. I'm sorry America

Sometimes I leave one tiny piece of paper on the toilet paper roll just so I don't have to change it. :P

[Spacemom]

11. I also apologize

for killing this thread. :D

I thought it had potential.

[skygazer]

12. I'm sorry my daughter is a *gasp* Republican

Obviously, I've failed as a mother. :cry:

[swag]

13. The country has told me to stop apologizing.

The country is fucking over it, already.

And my apology didn't sound sincere any more, even though it was.

Then I apologized for that. Was told to shut up.

But I still feel bad.

[wtmusic]

19. You should feel bad

That's what apologies are all about, baby.

[Taverner]

14. I'm sorry I stole the radio

I did it
I sawed the legs off the periodic table
I re-elected the President
I did it, it was my fault
I farted in the church
I'm sorry I did many many bad things
And I am so sorry

[stanwyck]

15. I've shopped at Wal-Mart

I drive an SUV.
And I wear my gym clothes to the grocery store.
America, I apologize.

[HEyHEY]

16. Well, I did uriniate in public when I was in Seattle a few months back

[dhinojosa]

17. Suck my balls America.....

You should be apologizing to me for voting incorrectly two presidential elections* in a row!

* Either that or allowing cheating to happen

[NMMNG]

20. I'm a childless, atheist, lesbian who speeds regularly

Some may think I owe the country an apology but I'm not coughing one up.:evilgrin:

[Robeson]

21. Apologize for what? I didn't ask to be born here.

[LibDemAlways]

22. I don't owe the US an apology, but

the US certainly owes the world an apology for inflicting the BFEE on it since 01.