Quick! Name three things dumber than Scientology:

[RandomKoolzip]

I gotta go to work now, but I'll check in with this thread tonight....

My choices:

1. Coelocanths
2. The Posse Comitatus
3. a soapdish

Now......GO!

[mark414]

1. American Idol

Dance clubs
Blackjack gum

[KitchenWitch]

2. here is my attempt

SUVs
Commando Consumerism
Most people who voted for *

[chickenscratching]

3. Tin Can/Teddy Roosevelts "Big Stick"/Dishonesty

[ET Awful]

4. That's easy

1. A Bush voter.
2. Someone who thinks David Icke might be on to something.
3. Someone who has been informed about all the fucked up things Scientology has done and joins up anyway.

Oh wait . . . only number 3 is actually dumber. Hell, a box of rocks contains more intelligence than the entirety of Scientology texts.

[Chichiri]

5. George Bush / a rock / Pat Boone

[Hepburn]

6. Ummmmmmmmmm.....

George Bush
Jeb Bush
An empty box

[fertilizeonarbusto]

7. The DH rule

Commander Bunnypants
Katie Holmes

[ruthg]

18. Wow...That just about says it all...

The DH rule I mean...


Well done.



Ruth, admiringly.

[spinbaby]

8. Velikovsky

And his theory that the solar system played a game of billiards with comets, causing many of the events described in the old testament.

[RandomKoolzip]

9. OH! I forgot to mention:

The winner gets a FREE E-METER and a date with Kirstie Alley!


Rock on, Thetans!

[progressoid]

54. Doh

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Initech]

10. Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and George Bush

That's people, but still.

[WhollyHeretic]

11. George Bush and the Bush twins

[peekaloo]

12. John Travolta, Tom Cruise, reusable tampons

[meegbear]

13. Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and an unnamed 3rd

who believe this shit.

[caty]

14. Republicans

past
present
future:crazy: :silly: :dunce:

[ruthg]

15. My dog Julie...

(Aka "The Dog With No Brain")

Left Behind books


Hillary Duff...



Next?

[StopTheMorans]

16. U2, U2 fans, and people who take the Lounge too seriously

[Amaya]

25. Here's a little Bono for you ...

Enjoy :7

[StopTheMorans]

46. grandpa, is that you; what happened to your glasses?

[ruthg]

17. 1)The dialogue in Revenge Of The Sith...

" You're so beautiful" " Only because I am so in love"....

2) a bag of Hammers


3) my ninth grade gym teacher ( trust me on that)


This is FUN!!

[asthmaticeog]

19. 1)A clod of dirt; 2)A moist towelette; 3) Halibut

[chickenscratching]

22. you're not a fan of moist towelettes?

not even lemon scented?

:cry:

[asthmaticeog]

27. While a moist towelette

certainly has its place (they're SUPER at barbecue emporia, quite handy in cars on long roadtrips, and totally indispensible if you find yourself reduced to going Greyhound), a moist towelette is nonetheless demonstrably less intelligent than any given Scientologist. Even Travolta has a relatively complex CNS, which gives him an ever-so-slight edge over the average moist towelette.

edit: Ikant spel

[chickenscratching]

29. True. EVEN Travolta is smarter than a moist towellete

except for when he was in 'michael'
:scared:
anything+andie macdowell: you're gonna have a bad time.

[Emops]

20. This!

I think this might qualify, although it may just be a byproduct of Scientology, so it might not count.

[chickenscratching]

21. a needle, bleach cleaner, board walks

[TripAndFall]

23. I'll try

1) Toe jam

2) Pauley Shore Movies

3) Tattooing your brand new girlfriend's name on your ass

Damned If I Know

[Redstone]

24. The freepers on FR,

the freepers on that other site,

and the freepers on yet another site like those two, one that I don't know about yet (I'm sure there's at least one)

Redstone

[Dukkha]

here's three

1.Ralph Wiggum


2. Cletus The Slack Jawed Yokel


3. an inanimate carbon rod

[patcox2]

26. Creationism, the laffer curve, the ummim and thumim.

[edbermac]

28. A can of tuna, a loaf of bread, and a post...

[Spacemom]

30. My 3

1. Earwax
2. Cigerette Butts
3. Internet Explorer

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. 1) emo, 2) coprophagy, 3) my friends

[SOteric]

37. *Gasp!* - You - have friends...?!

Who knew. :shrug:

[Initech]

50. I agree, emo is pretty stupid.

I saw a commercial for a band called My Chemical Romance yesterday. It made me want to beat the crap out of them.

[Greyhound]

32. Tom Cruise...

Kirsty Ally
John Travolta

[terrya]

33. A sponge/a rock/Paris Hilton

[gmoney]

34. Compassionate Conservatism

The Culture of Life

Phred Phelps

[leftofthedial]

35. the little bushturd

a bush supporter

pretty much any religion

[Zuni]

36. I'll give this a shot

1. a trilobite (extinct, except in out hearts):loveya:

2. a turkey baster :o

3. the michael jackson jury :silly:

[Writer]

38. Okay, here you go:

1. Our constant
2. Posts
3. About Scientology

There!

[4_Legs_Good]

41. Me, George Jr. and...

I can't think of anything.

david

[SOteric]

39. 1) George W. Bush, 2) George W. Bush's economic recovery plan,

3)Anyone who voted for George W. Bush and hasn't had the good sense to repent as yet.

[Kraklen]

40. Hey now, Scientology is a perfectly valid religion.

Just like Christianity.

[grace0418]

42. Republicans, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears. eom.

[tonekat]

43. Ooh! My Turn!

1)People who actually think Adam Sandler is funny
2)People who actually think Will Farrell is funny
3)People who actually think Dennis Leary is funny

[kanrok]

44. Hmmmm...

- A bag of doorknobs

- A chest of drawers

- Most Cub fans (just kidding)

[iconoclastic cat]

45. Fundamentalism, botox, and mullets.

[MrSandman]

47. Pop Kabbalah/Tom Cruise/Sponge...nt

[ismnotwasm]

48. well

creationists, flat-earthers and Holocaust deniers. Maybe insaner is a better choice for those.....

[muriel_volestrangler]

49. Christianity, Islam and Hinduism?

The numbers tell you I'm right ... :evilgrin:

[Lilith Velkor]

53. Yess!

:applause:

[progressoid]

51. protozoa, grass clippings, explosive diarrhea

[elshiva]

52. OK

1. Homophobia
2. Sexism
3. Religious Bigotry