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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 12:21 AM
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There are bugs crawling all over me!!!
Seriously, I go to wipe them away and they just disappear. Then they come back. They won't leave me alone. I think that they may have small electronic eavesdropping devices transmitting my thoughts to the NSA. Holy shit... they're watching...
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 12:23 AM
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1. You either need methadone or a tinfoil hat.
Or both.
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 12:24 AM
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2. Smack withdrawal is hard
Edited on Mon Jun-20-05 12:25 AM by FuzzySlippers
but you'll be so happy you did it.:-)
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 12:25 AM
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4. This coming from someone who eats breakfast off
of small woodland creatures. Geeesh...:eyes:
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WhollyHeretic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 12:25 AM
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3. We are watching
and were just wondering what is with that outfit you're wearing? :hide:
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 12:27 AM
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5. Three men in black said "Don't report this."
:)
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 12:27 AM
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6. Drugs are bad, mmmmm'kay?
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 12:31 AM
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7. Well what do you expect when you go into "withdrawl"?
Get over it because they're going to try and eat out your brain for quite a while now OK?
:crazy:
SHEESH, rookies:eyes:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 12:47 AM
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8. Uh, maybe if you showered it would short out their transmitters?
:shrug:
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 12:49 AM
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9. Can't shower
they live in the drains
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 01:02 AM
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10. Aw shit, Dude. I didn't know that!
:(
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 01:16 AM
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11. Sprinkle some of this powder on you.
If it works on horses and bloodhounds, it should work on you too.

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