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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:25 PM
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Here's a man who's outstanding in his field
Edited on Sat Jun-18-05 10:26 PM by jpgray
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:49 PM
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1. I don't get it.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:50 PM
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2. Nobody does
:cry:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:56 PM
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7. Is it the shovel?
Is he a really good shoveller?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:58 PM
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9. Maybe! Yeah I think you're on to something! Ok .....
He's a good shoveler?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:50 PM
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3. Me neither.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:52 PM
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4. what don't you get?
:shrug:
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:53 PM
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6. yeah... i didn't think it was that complicated...
:eyes:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:56 PM
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8. Well look at the photo and look a the title of the thread. I don't
get it.

:popcorn:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:58 PM
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10. He's really good at plowing and jpgray wants us to laugh at him.
Edited on Sat Jun-18-05 10:58 PM by RandomKoolzip
Nice one, jpgray. I guess men who drive tractors are just oozing hilariousness, too, aren't they? Elitist much? "Oh, I live in the citynyah nyahnyah! Farmers are funny nyah nyah nyah...."

Agriculture is NOT a joke, son.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:00 PM
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12. Yeah ..... He was making fun of people who don't drive a tractor!!
WELL!
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:06 PM
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20. For real
God jpgray, I come from a friggin long line of plowers. We're the best plowers this town has ever seen.

Way to belittle my entire heritage!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:09 PM
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22. The insensitivity that jpgray brings to the table ought to be an object
lesson for all of us at DU: this is how liberal elitists have cost us election after election. This broke-backed farmer, this salt-of-the-earther, this common laborer, is not to be mocked.

I think the terrorists just won, LPFF.
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:12 PM
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26. I weep. For my country and the sweat soaked farmers of our proud land.
As for the liberal elitists and the terrorists... they are bred from the same demon mother. My god. What is this world coming to?
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:17 PM
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30. It's Dick Durbin's fault.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:09 PM
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23. You clod-pated mongrel agro-fascists have done enough
Edited on Sat Jun-18-05 11:10 PM by jpgray
I make my stand here in the lounge, for all who love freedom and canapes.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:12 PM
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25. And mochacchinos and volvos and Garrison Keillors and
frappacchinos and soybeantofutacos.

I bet your hands have never seen working blisters, have they, you mocker of the common man....Why doncha climb back into yer Volvo and go buy a mochacchino and listen to Garrison Keillor with your bad self, Mr. Sunday Morning Quarterback!
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:14 PM
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28. My hands have such an indolent pallor they reflect all forms of light
To see them in direct sunlight would burn out your retinas.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:21 PM
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33. You underestimate me.
Why, my mind drifts back to that time I was commanding the last regiment of the Trojan Marine Corps in the Canadian Civil War of 567 AD. We vanquished the North Dakotan hordes by polishing our shields, holding them in the direction of the blazing El Salvadoran sun, and BLINDING the entire barbaric gaggle!

Many slathrinians were mighty glad to see General Stinkypinky receive the Zirconium Medal of Valerie THAT day, let me tell you, little sprout.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:22 PM
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34. prolesunited was posting about the loons that have taken over this site
Edited on Sat Jun-18-05 11:23 PM by jpgray
I think I'll have to link to this reply in her thread. What's your next fix--Chemtrails over Babaluma?

:eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:27 PM
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35. Go ahead. Mock my belief in reincarnation. That'll win you votes.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:17 PM
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29. I'll help you, Crazy....
Here's a man outstanding in his field= a man who is outside standing in his field...that's it! Or are you J/K?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:19 PM
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32. Oh! OK!!
J/K
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manic expression Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:53 PM
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5. I get it!
I logged on just to say that. But I get it, and it's a pretty good joke!

:thumbsup:
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 10:59 PM
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11. hahahaha good one...
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:01 PM
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13. So ...... So ........... What the Hell is that??
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:01 PM
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14. Now I'm starting to think I don't get it (nt)
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:03 PM
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16. Ok. Now you're confused! .....
What the hell is that?
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:03 PM
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17. It's a multi-layered joke.
First, there's the topsoil.

Then there's a layer of creamy fudge.

Then, nougat.

Ha ha ha.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:04 PM
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18. I had totally neglected to think of his superlative hoeing abilities (nt)
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:05 PM
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19. Pimping ain't easy.
And hoeing....it takes a train to ho.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:08 PM
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21. You've stumbled on part of it--he's an ancestor of Big Daddy Kane (nt)
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:10 PM
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24. Big Great-Grandaddy Kane?
I bet he's got HUGE chrome rims on his horseless carriage.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:02 PM
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15. Well this shitkicker gets it.
:rofl:
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vogonjiltz Donating Member (298 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:13 PM
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27. I get it, booo
there is a man standing in a field outside.
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Blue_In_AK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:17 PM
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31. I get it...
But the picture I saw was a guy standing in a field of marijuana -- also "out standing in his field."
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-18-05 11:41 PM
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36. He's just really good at what he does-shouldn't we all strive for that?n/t
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