Ok, so, one day Cheney has had enough of George's pesty questions, and

[complain jane]

so Dick tells George to go find a hobby to occupy his time.

"Read a book, get a puzzle, just do SOMETHING," an exasperated Dick Cheney says to the president. He's sick of George asking him questions about the government, politics, what Dick's doing, etc. etc. etc.

Off George goes, to find something to do.

A few days goes by, and Cheney's phone rings.

"Dick, I need some help. I took your advice and found a puzzle, but I don't understand it. I can't get any pieces to fit together, I can't find any edges, and I don't know what's wrong."

Dick asks George, "What is the puzzle supposed to be?"

"A rooster!" answers George, his voice breaking with panic.

"Ok calm down, I'll be right there", soothes Cheney.

A few minutes later Cheney's in the room with George and sizes up the problem. He rubs a hand over his face and sighs.

"Ok, first of all, put the corn flakes back in the box."

[mzteris]

1. heh, heh, heh......

:rofl:

That was great!!

BTW - did you see the one I posted?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3474683&mesg_id=3474683