What would you do if the zombies took over?

[Taxloss]

We've all hypothesised it. It has been entertainingly discussed on another thread of mine. Now, make your choice.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Ummm, we normally ban zombies?

so what is the question again?

[noonwitch]

2. The firearm thing, and aim for their heads.

Or else there's the Barney Gumble response "When in Rome..."

[Robb]

3. So you're saying

...they haven't taken over already? :shrug:


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[GreenArrow]

4. who says they haven't already?

.

[trotsky]

5. I, for one, would welcome our new zombie overlords.

:)

[On the Road]

6. Other:

Actually pick up a videocam and MAKE a series of movies about whacking zombies.

[villager]

7. unless I'm misunderstanding what I'm seeing around me, they already have

n/t

[warrens]

13. Only explanation I can think of for the 2004 election

I wish they would stick to eating living brains and fuck off this new voting fad.

[villager]

15. exactly right -- though maybe "28 Days Later"

had the "rage" thing right, too, since that seems to animate so many of them...

[iconoclastic cat]

8. Have a drink, thump some zombies, then go have a pint...

[sui generis]

9. I saw several in traffic early this morning

driving! Can you believe it!

I even heard one mumbling something like "brraaiic-c-c-ccofffeeeeee", or somesuch.

Oh, that was me.

[NoSheep]

10. I thought they had already.

:shrug:

[Kraklen]

11. Build a light weight and efficient suit of armor...

specifically designed to prevent infection via zombie bites, then get a sword and go out swinging.

You never see that on zombie movies. Except the dad on 28 Days Later. He had an antizombie suit. No sword though.

[Zuni]

12. get as much firepower as possible

and fight my way to safety with as many people as possible. Then we could mount guerilla raids against the Zombie strongholds. :tinfoilhat:

[bowens43]

14. they have , haven't they?

[DBoon]

16. have some of their coffee

nt

[Initech]

17. I'd watch Fox News to see how they portray the zombies

They'd probably show Bush trying to establish human-zombie relations.

Then I'd go out and kill them Shaun Of The Dead style!

[Mojambo]

18. I'd probably just go along with it.

We've got enough Zombies in America already, how much different could it be?

[patcox2]

19. I for one would welcome our new zombie overlords.

I could be very useful in assisting them in finding flesh to eat.