Kittens make me sick.

[Arugula Latte]

I'm serious. They sicken me. They're so friggin' ADORABLE and CUTE and FUZZY and PLAYFUL and WIDE-EYED, I can't breathe when I see them (even pictures of them). My chest feels tight and I get this weird semi-nauseous feeling because my body can't handle the rush of love I feel for those precious little creatures. Aaaaargh! Help me!

[Sequoia]

1. I know, I know

I had to give away my cat's little kittens two weeks ago and I'm still sick and sad. I miss my little gray kitten, lord was she a cutie, and the cream and reds ones too. Don't have kitttens.

[yvr girl]

2. You shouldn't eat them

they might not agree with you. :evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

3. Come get these I have. Free for nothing.

[Arugula Latte]

4. I thought you had confirmed homes for them?

nt

[BikeWriter]

6. Nothing's turned out solid so far...

I just went down and fed and watered them. I'm not in good shape to handle the critters, but I'm trying. :(

[Arugula Latte]

8. I commend you for taking care of them.

I hope you find homes soon.

Texas DUers? Any room for little kitties?

[Jessica]

5. Cuteness overload ... I know.

[Arugula Latte]

7. Okay, that's just not playing fair!!

My throat is closing in on me ... everything's becoming light ... feeling weaker ... weaker ...

[ET Awful]

11. ACK! Kitten sleeping bags!

:)

[benny05]

34. Indeed, but luv the photos

My babies are a tuxdeo and an Orange Crush tabby. Wish I had digital pics them; sorry. :bounce:

[Lorien]

9. Get your barf bag ready...

ooohhhh!

[Sugar Smack]

25. Oh, no you didn't!

I'm toast. That's it. I'm toast. And I should steer clear of you, dear Lorien, because you're armed and dangerous. All you have to do is flash a kitty pic out of your library, and the rest of us will be helpless.

[WeRQ4U]

10. Me too...but that's because I'm alergic to them

I too think they are cute, but alas, my throat will close and my eyes turn red.

[CatholicEdHead]

31. Same here

I am allergic so I cannot stand to be in the same room for more than a half hour.

Dogs I can stand (and I think are the superior of the two pets anyways).

[Sugar Smack]

12. They make me sick, too!

Little, tiny paws! Those sweet little paws drive me crazy. My Sophie makes me crazy. Her huge eyes and small nose & mouth, her kitten chin. She is teeth-grindingly cute. And the pictures I can't stop from clicking on at work of other Duer's kittens. All that melting going on! Too much love!



Help me, too! I have what you have!

[Arugula Latte]

17. Wowie! She's gorgeous.

I love that calico/tabby combo! That's unusual and beautiful!

[Sugar Smack]

21. Aw, thank you! And you know what else burns me up?

She is COMPLETELY indifferent to how cute she is. When she's chasing her tail or when I wake up and see she's unravelled all the toilet paper, has buried herself underneath with only her little snoot sticking out. AARGH! I have to call someone and describe it for them. And she has no idea.

[Arugula Latte]

23. I know. Their lack of awareness of their own cuteness ...

only makes them more cute. :loveya:

[kedrys]

24. It's because if they knew how cute they were

they'd spend most of their time hurling. :D

[Sugar Smack]

26. LOL! OMG!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

28. True.

But I think mama kitties kinda know that their kittens are cute. I love to watch them squinting happily and looking at their little fuzzballs while they nurse. You can just see the contentment oozing out of them.

[Pacifist Patriot]

13. They make me sick too.

You didn't happen to catch my kitty nursing on me story, did you?

[Arugula Latte]

16. I do remember a thread where people were discussing this.

We had a beautiful orange/white Maine Coon (I think -- he was a stray) kitten when I was a kid and he would butt his head under my chin to get to my neck and nurse away. It was painful, but I let him 'cuz I figured he got separated from his cat mom too early.

[Jamastiene]

22. I raised my Sunday Girl on a bottle and she

did the same sort of thing to me as a pacifier. She's 12 years old now, and still does that pacifier thing before she goes to sleep. She's such a baby. I trim her nails. I have to. It does hurt if you can't find a way to trim those nails. Sometimes, I'll put my covers between us so her claws won't dig in.

[bridgit]

14. god damn fucking kitten-cats anyway...

always playing with their fucking ball of freaking yarn, they're actually indescribably intricate Illuminati robots you know. always sitting they so poised with eternal a gaze as they are as are tranquil sphinx as you peel the very last of your dainties down to your pubic come hithers i mean...what the hell is up with that :shrug:

[Sugar Smack]

19. LOL! Even their little butts are cute!!!!

Mine is graceful and she manages to make me clumsily trip over her. What the hell is up with that, indeed!


:rofl: :rofl:

[bridgit]

27. oh...hi there, SugarHoney...

i'm a little tipsy don'cha know = please; be my night-sextant on these warm, Mediterranean seas neath this beautiful starry vault if you would please my sweet ~

[Sugar Smack]

29. Absolutely! Although I'm not worth 10 cents myself...

see that? Ya grabbed the blade of a sword to keep yourself from drowning; to which I say, good on ya, cause we can stumble together and hitch our wagons to a sober driver. How 'bout that, dear bridgit!

And to meet up with you on a kitty thread! Damn! My cup runneth over, and let the good times roll!

[Lauri16]

15. Check out this kitty from Archae

Cute Kitty attack

[kliljedahl]

18. You're probably not cooking them completely

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[Deja Q]

20. kliljedahl got there first! :cry:

kliljedahl got there first! :cry:

"Then be sure to cook them thoroughly..." was my subj. line.

e-coli is no fun. :D

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

30. You want cute? I got cute for ya!

Take that!



BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[kedrys]

32. Alright, you asked for it.

Baby pictures of Plato and Socrates!

Baby Plato:


Baby Socrates:


Taken 4 years ago almost to the day. They weighed about 2 pounds apiece; now Plato weighs 18 lbs and Socrates 20. :D

[Cannikin]

33. This thread will rot your teeth