I buy weed from my neocon, wingnut, Limbaugh-loving republican boss

[Elidor]

He also sells it to a few of his racist, neocon friends, including the extremely neocon deacon of a local church. All of them big fans of O'Reilly, too. Another good customer likes to celebrate "James Earl Ray Day" on a hilltop overlooking the prison where he was incarcerated. Just a great bunch of guys. :sarcasm: It's funny, all my liberal friends have a hard time finding weed on a regular basis, but the neocons really know where to score some good shit. :shrug: What's up with that?

[mark414]

1. james earl ray day???

what. the. FUCK???

[JohnKleeb]

3. thats an understatement pal

What the FUCK is that crazy fucking bullshit psychopathic motherfucking asshole dimwit shit for brains asswipe cowfucking goddamned fool thinking? Seriously though James Earl Ray day, :puke:

[evlbstrd]

4. Exactly my reaction.

Any guess as to which day that is?

[Elidor]

9. It's his birthday. Isn't that some twisted shit?

They claim it's tongue in cheek. I know better.

[Tsiyu]

2. Funniest thread ever

:rofl:

[Cornjob]

5. My soon to be ex-brother-in-law is not only a total wingnut...

but a hopelessly-addicted crack head!

He started out many years ago with the rationalization that the amphetamines and coke allowed him to work longer and harder and make lots more money. For a number of years it appeared to work.

Then the shit hit the fan!

He plowed the money into coke until he had little left. Mortgaged his business and home for more coke, then switched to cheaper drugs - oxycontin, vicodin, etc.

Then he went completely broke, started selling and using crack.
He got busted and is now awaiting trial on trafficking charges.

His brain and body have been destroyed along with his family life.

But through it all, he still loves Bush, Limbaugh, and all of the rest of the short-pants nazis.

It amazes me that his drug addiction never interfered with his ability to hate.

[NoSheep]

8. Oh. That's not good. I'm sorry. Resilient fucker ain't he?

[NoSheep]

6. Watch out man. That shit could be laced with Paraquat.

Now, I don't know how to spell it, but it was some kind of insecticide, herbicide or something that was the big scare in the late 70's around where I lived. We just used to get high and laugh our asses off about it because the word is so funny! We lived to tell about it. That is all.
B-)

[Tom Kitten]

7. All I can say is

the drug business has been known to attract a number of shitbag personality types to its ranks...

I had a co-worker once who was friendly enough but you didn't want to get on his bad side ever!...He was a pot dealer and he had some connections to some bad people... I hadn't seen him in over ten years when I saw his mug shot on the front page over a double murder that took place here awhile back...It was over a drug deal gone bad and he along with four others was charged with murder and abuse of a corpse (he poured acid on the bodies to prevent identification)

[mitchum]

10. Find another connection and then drop a dime on that piece of shit

[Bouncy Ball]

18. LOL

Now I like that idea. War on drugs, indeed!

:rofl:

Like the way you think.

[mitchum]

21. Well, it's a "market risk" that I'm sure he would understand...

being a big Hannity fan and all.

[MrSlayer]

11. One of my sources is a neo-con too.

Not only does he have some killer smoke but he deals everything from cocaine to viagra. Yet somehow he is a staunch Hannity follower and buys into all the talking points. He repeats word for word whatever the douche says, has no answers for my questions and reverts to the old "Democrats are all for the N*****s" line and refuses to accept any logic. I find that most of the republicans I know are republican because of racism and some misguided sense that "we" are going to be taken over by "lessers" or some shit. He has no idea that he is a "lesser" to this administration and party too.

[mitchum]

13. I would suggest post #10 in regards to him

maybe he could join a nice Aryan Brotherhood chapter in prison

[MrSlayer]

15. Nah man I'm no rat.

He may be willfully ignorant on the issues and a bigot politically but he's alright otherwise. There are very few things I would ever rat on, this isn't one of them.

[mitchum]

19. Neither am I, but I believe in no quarter when it comes to...

these assholes (so I don't extend my code of honor to them)
As a Hannity fan, I'm sure the cocksucker would be very understanding of the "market forces" and "risk" which led to his downfall. Otherwise, he's a hypocritical cocksucker.

[MrSlayer]

23. Well yeah, he is that.

And I let him know it but still I cannot rat him out. Where I come from that would be the action of an even bigger fucking cocksucker. Besides when I'm out of work I use him to make my own. You don't want to bite a hand that could possibly feed you.

[Initech]

12. Maybe that's why the neocons are so against drugs!

They get the good shit while we cant find any!

[Telly Savalas]

14. Bong hits with the O'Reilly Factor? That's truly fucking evil.

[gardenista]

16. I suppose that really grokking O'Reilly requires a highly

paranoid state of mind. I guess pot would be useful for setting the mood for some folks, those who react that way.

[Bouncy Ball]

17. The one guy I know I could go to any time of the day or night

and buy all the pot I want is a raging bush supporter. Frothing at the mouth. Freeper.

Sells pot out of his house. But I don't talk to him and I certainly wouldn't buy pot from him.

[streblin]

20. it all has to do with $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

everyone i know who has more than enough dough has the dank.......

go back to school, hone your skills, advance your career and then you too can enjoy the benefits!!! :sarcasm:

:smoke:

[nuxvomica]

22. No mystery there

He probably always has some cuz he never gives any away or shares or gives customers any credit or any breaks.

[leftofthedial]

24. Pickles has scored the national weed franchise

she's actually the head of the bushturd crime family