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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 12:10 PM
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Share your weird dreams here
I dreamt Adolph Hitler owned a river in the United States, which had been confiscated by the government after WW2. The river's waters were muddy and brown because that's the way the Führer liked it, and there was a controversy between people who wanted to clean the waters and those who wanted to keep them muddy for historical reasons.

I don't remember if that was tonight or the night before.
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Trigger Hippie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 12:15 PM
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1. Even in my adult years
I used to dream that Barkley from Sesame Street was chasing me until I hid in the utility closet in my house. He would never let me out.

And ... I once dreamt I was a gelatinous, multicolored demigod who watched over people who live in a warehouse and controlled their destinies. Then I went to live underwater in a lake and turned to human form. That was really intense.

:hi:
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99Pancakes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 12:17 PM
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2. I dreamed some pumped up dude
took over California and then went Brain Dead, calling a Special Election in an attempt to destroy the strong Democratic roots of our Golden State........OMG!! It's not a dream! It's REAL!!! AHHH!!!!!!

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lenidog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 12:19 PM
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3. LOL!! I kinda like Conan on the state seal
:P :rofl:
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Igel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 12:26 PM
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4. I had a recurring dream featuring
an oversized Russian-speaking crayfish. I'd walk through the woods, find the stream it lived in, sit down, and we'd talk. Thankfully it's been awhile.

This morning I woke up looking for the pizza dough I was dreaming I was getting ready to put on the pizza pan.

I keep forgetting to find a life.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 12:33 PM
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5. I am an actor
I recently dreamed that I was hanging out with Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell (I HAVE NO IDEA WHY), and I was in trouble with my play director for not showing up on opening night. I was mad at him because he wanted me to lead the audience in singing "God Bless America" at the curtain call. I didn't have my script, didn't know my lines... it was a variation on the school dream we have all had where you miss the finals... so I showed him by not showing up. (Which I would never do, but a weird dream is a weird dream).

So, a SWAT team shows up and arrests me for missing the play, LOL.

Maybe I watched "Overboard" too many times on TNT. The SWAT team is another matter... :o
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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 12:43 PM
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6. Here's a wild one
Edited on Wed Jun-15-05 01:20 PM by gwbsamoron
I was on some street where my friend Dave lived, one block from the beach, (he doesn't live one block from the beach
in reality). He wasn't home so I went across the street
to the upper floor apartment where my friend Jeff lived with his
girlfriend/fiancee (he has neither), a woman with short blond hair. I stood on his balcony for a while, looking down at Dave's place, and figured Jeff wasn't home either. I went down the stairs, but when I looked back up at Jeff's place, I noticed the light was on. Then his girlfriend stepped out on the balcony, so I went back up and went in. Then there was kind of a party going on, and I thought that it was too bad Dave wasn't home, because then, if I got drunk, I could crash at his place. Then there was this couple, somewhat younger who were real friendly and dressed in retro 70's style clothes. The girl and the guy both had short, black hair. I soon realized that they were so friendly because they were some kind of salespeople so I said something to the effect of, "Hey, I like
talking to you, but let me tell you right now: I'm not buying anything". I felt proud, knowing I was a very hard person to sell anything to. Then another guy, tall and skinny comes over with a prescription bottle full of different pills. He dumps them out in front of me and asks, "Do you want to buy any?" The pills look tempting, so I change my tune and say, "Maybe". Then I start going through the pills, and I can find nothing familiar that I really want. Finally I ask, "Don't you have any pain killers?" The skinny guy says that the small white capsules are pain killers; so I say I'll take some. The next thing I know, I am standing with a group of four or five people getting ready to shoot up some kind of heroin. I'm about fourth in line. The person with the syringe goes to the first person in line to receive the heroin, and puts some kind of liquid on their arm, and lights it on fire, causing a scar, then administers the shot. I'm thinking that this doesn't look too great. Others assure me that it's no problem, and show me the scar build-up on their arms. I'm still thinking this didn't look so hot. Then the person with the syringe takes the same syringe and goes to the next person in line to administer the injection. I'm thinking,
"Oh no! They're sharing the needle. That's the worst thing you can
do." Then I notice that the second person in line getting
shot up is a guy from my high school days who is
well known to be HIV positive. That's where I decided to draw the line. I turned down the shot.
Then it was time for Jeff's wedding. I felt kind of embarrassed because it turns out I had once asked his fiancee to marry me.
I went down to the street and there was the wedding procession
coming towards me. Then I woke up.
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 12:44 PM
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7. My house is overrun by a band of Ninja warriors...
THey storm my house and the only weapon I have is a bow and arrow. I'm suddenly a tremendous archer as well. I pick off a couple of them before they shoot me. I don't die though. I just lay there on the stairs leading to the basement in my old childhood home. No blood either.
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The empressof all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 12:44 PM
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8. Just the other night
For years we have spent labor day weekend with friends at the lake. I dreamed the other night that Emerile Lagasse came to my house and announced he would be joining us this year. I remember debating to myself if I should let the other couples know he was coming because we have a friendly competition as to who can cook the most elaborate meals just on the grill and hot plate.

Emerile seemed a little afraid when I told him we would be about 30 miles from the nearest grocery store. He also was a little pre-occupied with the amount of ice I was putting in the cooler.

It's bad enough that he's on TV 24 hours a day--Now he's infiltrating my dreams too. Do you think I can send a bill to the food network for commercial time in my brain?

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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 12:48 PM
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9. Here's another, this one was very vivid..
I was walking down the street and I felt incredibly thirsty. Noticing a bar, I decided to stop in and get a Coke.

The bar was situated so that there was a front door, (the one through which I came), and a back door, which opened on to an area which was not a street, but more like an arcade, with shops, restaurants, etc.

The bar itself was in the center of the establishment, but not circular or rectangular. It was more of a right angle shape, like an L with both sides of the same length. The view across on one side was blocked by one of those silver containers or refrigerators, and maybe also by a regular domestic looking refrigerator.

I asked the bartender, a young man, probably in his mid- to late- twenties, for a small Coke. As if to warn me, he held up a "small" size glass; it probably only held about four ounces. I knew that I didn't have much money, so I stuck with the small.

The bartender opened one of the refrigerators and took out a plastic
half-gallon jug containing a light brown colored liquid that appeared to be watered down Coke. He took a sip himself to make sure that it was the Coke; then, he poured me a small glass. I asked how much it was, and he told me it was 35 cents. I put a couple of quarters and some more change on the bar - probably a dime and a nickel. The bartender, seeing how thirsty I was, actually let me have a little more Coke for free.

I left the bar through the same door, and continued down the street. I turned left at the next street, and noticed that there was a black guy dressed in a blue windbreaker, who may or may not have been following me. I started to walk a little faster, and I began to hear a commotion coming from somewhere. By this time I was pretty sure that the guy in the windbreaker was following me, so I started to jog away, making a right turn at the next corner.

Soon I saw what the noise I had heard was. Up ahead, to the right, there was a group of black youths trying to pull a young woman down into a man hole. The woman was also black. She was pretty, and was dressed quite nicely, wearing a summer type dress. She was struggling against the gang of youths and screaming for help.

Now, in the other direction came two people. One was an older man, probably in his sixties, but possibly younger and just street-worn. He had the look of someone who was pretty close to, but not quite, a bum. He had an expression on his face that indicated that the scene with the gang and the girl was something commonplace. There was even the hint of a smile on his face. The other person was a young black man, who didn't at all look like the other gang type. He was running as if he were scared, and wanted to get away.

At this point, I decided I had better get the hell out of there. I turned around and started to run back the way I had come. I found myself alongside the young black kid who had been running. When we turned the corner, we saw the guy with the windbreaker, and we both figured that he was some sort of lookout for the gang that was attacking the girl.

We ran past the street that the bar was on, then along some walkway that was on private property. Shortly, we came to a main street. Across the street was a long brick, or cinder-block wall, on the other side of which was a type of mall. This mall was more like a swap meet, with booths and tents, etc.

While still on the other side of the street, we were trying to figure out whether it would be better to enter the mall on the left or the right. We both recalled that there was a commercial in which Carroll O'Connor said a little rhyme telling what the best way to go was; but he remembered the rhyme indicating that one should go to the left, while I remembered it saying the right. We decided to go to the right.

We crossed the street, angling to the right, then went along the brick wall until we got to the end. Then we went around the wall, into the mall area, and entered the first tent. This turned out to be where they published a type of newsletter for the mall. All ofthe people working there were young women. Most of them were Mexicans or Asians. Almost all of them looked pretty good. There was one white girl, a blonde with a Lady Di type haircut. She was not as pretty as the other girls. Her complexion was not real nice. I started to talk to her, however, and she turned out to be real nice. We hit it off rather well.


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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 12:54 PM
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10. I dreamed I had insomnia once
I know that's a Steven Wright joke, but I did indeed dream I had insomnia. I was in college, and had early morning classes, and had missed some because I was keeping late hours (from insomnia). I was really stressed about missing class, and when I did finally get to sleep onje night I dreamed I stayed awake and was out talking to people all night about how I couldn't sleep. When the alarm went off I thought I had maybe 20 minutes of sleep instead of 6-7 hours, so I missed class anyway.
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