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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:33 PM
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This has to be the worst name ever....
Edited on Mon Jun-13-05 03:10 PM by Shell Beau
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=819538


Penn & Teller comedian/magician Penn Jillette names child Moxie Crimefighter. Poor child!
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BroadwayBrat Donating Member (280 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:37 PM
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1. I dont know which is worse....
Moxie or CrimeFighter... wonder if its just for publicity?
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 02:37 PM
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2. Well could be. I had never even heard of Penn & Teller!
So it is working!
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:10 PM
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3. Crimefighter is the worst to me!
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:12 PM
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4. What about Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo?
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:16 PM
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7. That is pretty bad.
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:20 PM
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11. best fake name ever!
"Joey Joe Joe, come back!"
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:22 PM
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12. One of the funniest Simpsons moments ever I think
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:13 PM
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5. Darius Mercury
I know a teacher who named her daughter this. Her son is Banick.

Worst names I have ever heard.
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Divameow77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:16 PM
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6. I knew a kid named
Richard Nutter, and had a doctor named Harry Johnson. It's almost worse when parents take normal names and turn it weird.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:17 PM
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8. Yeah! Harry should never be paired with Nutter!
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Mizmoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:17 PM
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9. Once I had a customer named Molly Mollin
I cringed. Why do parents try to get cute like that? It's awful.
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:30 PM
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15. Well, our favorite late night talker...
Edited on Mon Jun-13-05 03:30 PM by gmoney
Mike Malloy named his daughter Molly... does that make her Molly Malloy? Or is that just a stage name he uses?
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Kathleen04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:19 PM
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10. Blech
I can deal w/ "Moxie" but "Crimefighter"??
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:23 PM
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13. I smell... BULLSHIT!
I honestly think Penn is having us on with this one... I believe it's a parody of the stupid names bigtime celebs (and a lot of regular parents) are giving their kids these days. Her real name is probably Susan Marie or something sane.

I know someone who knows someone... I'm going to check into it.
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:24 PM
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14. Jason Leigh named his kid "Pilot Inspektor"
Edited on Mon Jun-13-05 03:24 PM by WeRQ4U
And Jermaine Jackson named his little girl Jermajesty Jackson. You don't get much stupider than that. Poor kids.
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:31 PM
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16. A girl from my hometown was named Crystal Clear
Her mom wanted her to be in showbusiness.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:36 PM
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18. What? Pornos?
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:43 PM
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21. well, she was kinda hot...
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:34 PM
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17. I dunno, it's kinda got a ring to it.
:shrug:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:36 PM
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19. Yeah for a super hero!
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:38 PM
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20. Moxie was the name
of my aunt's late cat.
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:48 PM
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22. I went to school with a girl
named Holly Christmas. We were in a play together. You got it. Her sister's name was Mary.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 03:51 PM
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23. Please tell me that is some kind of bad joke!
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