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Someone sent me this link of wisdom that had been scrawled on bathroom walls. You can tell in each case whether it was the men's or the women's bathroom. My favorite is the one near the end about voting:
Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her crap.
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
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