Weapon of Mass Direction--Fox News Ticker...LOL

[YellowRubberDuckie]

I was just flipping the TV around, and I saw something on the Fox News Ticker. Tony Blair said that Intel DID say that Iraq had weapons of mass direction...Well, we always said they were dumb...Now we can at least say they can't even communicate well...and that's their job. Idiots.
Duckie

[neuvocat]

1. Weapons of Mass Derision

Just had to throw that one in.

[underpants]

2. Revisionist Current Events

They aren't even waiting for time to pass.

3. proofread

I'm a proofreader in NYC. You wouldn't believe how many mistakes I see on the actual FOX news ticker outside of the FOX building on (6th Ave) Avenue of the Americas. I'm trying to remember a particularly good (bad) one.

[DRoseDARs]

4. Friends in strange, unexpected places...

A mole inside Faux News, perhaps? ;)



My first DU post; be gentle.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. Welcome to DU!!!

Hope you like the place, DRoseDARs! Nice to meet ya! :hug:
Duckie

[geniph]

5. Weapons of Mass Distraction, more like

"pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

[lpbk2713]

6. Dere Mr; Foxx

I talk inglish reel gud. Plese give me an jobb? Thancks.