Frozen embryos. Funny story

[Dr.Phool]

Chicken embryos that is.

I took my wife to a clinic yesterday for a new smoking cessation treatment. hey gave her a shot behind each ear, and one in the butt, plus some other medications. Ten minutes after we left the clinic, she was completely zonked out in the car. I helped her into the house and into bed, and she slept for the next 14 hours straight.

I got her up this morning, gave her her meds, and thought it was a good idea for her to just lay around the pool this morning. She insisted on making her own breakfast, and I was taking care of some other things.

This evening she was done lounging by the pool, and I was cooking dinner. I needed an egg for a recipe, and couldn't find the damn things anywhere. I knew we had some, because we had a full carton 2 days earlier. She started looking and found out that she'd stuck them in the freezer. Had to thaw one out to finish dinner.

[LastKnight]

1. thats what i dont get...

why people like to eat chicken ovulations.

just odd to me.

-LK

[Fiona]

3. because

they're ovulicious!

[4morewars]

2. HAH !

I didn't know one could freeze eggs like that !
Those must be some potent drugs, is she smoking? I need to quit and I need help.

[Dr.Phool]

6. She's not smoking now.

You can check out a clinic near you at www.nosmoke2000.com. It costs over $400 dollars, is administered by doctors, and has an 86% success rate.

I think hers was a rare reaction. You have to have a driver take you home from the clinic, but most people are at work the next day.

on edit. Corrected link

[TheDebbieDee]

7. If the embryos don't work, try hypnosis the next time

a hypnotist comes to town. It may sound hokey, but it works! I haven't smoked in two years.

And hypnosis is a helluva lot cheaper, too.

Good luck.

[Dr.Phool]

8. The embryos were for baking.

The injections were for smoking.

I got hypnotized once, and lit a cigarette on the way home.

[4morewars]

9. Thanks Dr. Phool !

I'm looking into it right now ! Four hundred dollars is still cheaper than smoking !

PS: I LOVE your sig line, and I use it every chance I get ! Always gets a laugh !

[Dr.Phool]

11. I had the web site wrong

it's www.nosmoke2000.com.

Click on locations.

[4morewars]

12. That's cool,

I found it anyway, but thanks for the second effort !
It looks like Cleveland is the nearest one for me, maybe Chicago.
Thanks again !

[bettyellen]

4. mother and child reunion was from a menu

chicken and eggs.

[4morewars]

5. No kidding ?

The Simon and Garfunkel song ? I never heard that before, ya learn something new everyday !

[bettyellen]

10. yeah, i heard paul simon say that years ago......

and somehow it stuck with me.

[4morewars]

13. Isn't it funny ?

The things that stick in our brains ?

[bettyellen]

14. yep, it's a weird one.