Top 11 reasons the allegation that John Bolton forced his wife

[IChing]

to participate in group-sex demonstrates that he is our best choice for UN ambassador

11. Forcefully leveraged relationship to fulfill self-interested policy.

10. He loves everyone he meets.

9. He's open-minded to new positions.

8. Understands the role of women in fundamentalist regimes.

7. Equipped with 'flavor-saver' moustache to recall all with whom he has met.

6. His advocacy of the administration's abstinence-only approach to population growth, HIV/AIDS is a joke that translates well.

5. He's happy to act unilaterally when he sees everyone else is screwing each other.

4. He's a multi-lateral rather than bi-lateral thinker.

3. Offers cheerful, nostalgic defense of naked pyramids at Abu Ghraib.

2. Bush's second choice is Neil Horsley, his third choice is Dr. David Hagar, his fourth choice is Jeff Gannon, etc.

1. Bush wants someone who will put the "ass" in "ambassador."

[sasquatch]

1. Why are these post are Top 11 and not an even 10?

:shrug:

[On the Road]

2. That's Very Funny

Did you write those?

[IChing]

5. top ten is possibly copy-writ, so maybe for that reason.

No i didn't but wished i had, just some damn canadian I would think...

here is the site:http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/

[jswordy]

3. You forgot: Shows he knows how to play sloppy seconds to a better man!

:rofl:

[cassandra uprising]

4. very funny

:thumbsup:

Is this your doing? Nice work.

[IChing]

6. no but we need a good laugh sometimes

because the news sucks sometimes, most of the time,

Joni mitchel said laughing and crying is the same release.