Chicks dig guys with skills. I don't have any. What are your skills?

[Yit]

:shrug:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. I have nunchuck skills.

[kick-ass-bob]

6. I beat the hell out of my leg the first time I used

nunchukas.

I can use a bo.

[MrScorpio]

2. I've got charm skills

Or so the ladies tell me.

[matcom]

3. i have a skillsaw

[texas1928]

4. I can get the last olive out of a jar with...

my tongue.

:P

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Computer hacking skills...bow hunting skills...

[Droopy]

7. She thinks my 18 wheeler is sexy

I can drive a big truck.

[kick-ass-bob]

8. I can spot internet board trolls

before they out themselves!

(like that whoisalhedges - I'm watching him)
:P

[Yit]

26. You're good.

Anyone else we should keep an eye on?

[kick-ass-bob]

32. I have a list.

I can't share, though.
:)

[Yit]

35. I understand. That's so kick ass!

[Magrittes Pipe]

71. It's pretty easy when they have FReep-loving and homophobic images...

...on their website.

[Yit]

75. True. So it's not really a skill then, huh?

[Zuni]

98. no

it is just stupid

[Yit]

107. What the heck is that?

[JimmyJazz]

9. Chicks dig dudes with bikes. See:

[Yit]

10. You got any cookies?

[EstimatedProphet]

11. I kill threads

[kick-ass-bob]

12. isn't that your job?

:D

[EstimatedProphet]

18. That's why I have the job

[Shrubhater]

13. I can do the same high, whiny falsetto that Barry Gibb (fron the Bee Gees)

does.

[Yit]

14. So you would be Whiney Beeyotch Jr.?

[Shrubhater]

16. Who? n/t

[Yit]

22. Admit it. He can be a lil whiney.

[Bunny]

15. I like guys who will kill vermin.

And guys, if you smell good, that's an added bonus!

[Juice45]

17. I've got mad walking skills.

I can do it everywhere.

[billyskank]

19. Could you walk this way, please sir?

Well, I'll try, but I don't think I've got the hips for it!!

Boom! Boom!

[Juice45]

23. Would this require me to talk this way

or is that optional?

[TK421]

20. I can make my farts smell like anything you want them to

I know, it's weird but just wanted to share

[Yit]

51. That new car smell?

[TK421]

52. Yeah, I can do that one.

:D

[Yit]

77. Give me a whiff.

[TK421]

126. I'm flattered..it's not every day that I get that request-I'll waft one

your way!;)

[Yit]

133. Pardon the Joey Lawrence reference - Whoa!

Cool.

[TK421]

135. And yes, I can make them travel long distances....

I just sent a real nasty one to Crawford, Texas

[Yit]

137. And what did that smell like?

[TK421]

140. It has been found that if you eat lots of veggies, it makes your feces

extremely foul-smelling. This was my cue to eat an entire salad bar and point my ass southwest an hour later. It was just plain foul

[Yit]

141. I give you props!

Did you have any that surprised yourself?

[TK421]

142. Now that you mention it, there was one time that smelled like flowers

Something that pleasant coming out of my ass really shocked me

[Yit]

143. Reminds me of a song.

[TK421]

144. Which one? Was it called "I don't know why my farts smell like flowers"?

[Yit]

145. "Roses"

[otohara]

21. Chicks Dig Guys With A Sense of Humor

is that a skill?

[Wapsie B]

28. It's a very important skill.

But it sometimes takes a while after meeting someone for my humor to reveal itself. By that time she may have moved on.

[RedCloud]

24. I am skilled at surrendering to Canada.

I think after today's pounding we should face the New Canadian Approved World Order and get the NHL back in business.

Also any edit signs are completely false and not to be trusted.

[Yit]

87. Liar!

[ihaveaquestion]

25. This chick digs guys who can dance!

Take some lessons guys - swing, ballroom or salsa - and you get to hold the girls; LOTS of girls!

:woohoo:

[Richardo]

27. I convert oxygen to carbon dioxide!

[chaska]

29. I can sound just like a kitten by blowing air thru my teeth.

[Merrick]

30. I'm an excellent parallel parker

live in an urban area in an apartment building without a garage. My skills have become seriously honed.

[Yit]

31. This is not a skill!

[dxstone]

33. I can make a gif for any occasion, 24 hours in advance of need!

Aaaannnnd, I'm CUTE!
Skillfully so.



he hangs out all day long at
http://presidentevilonline.com

[leftofthedial]

34. I ama master of foreplay

and I'm a decent cook

[Yit]

36. But a terrible speller.

[leftofthedial]

40. I spell fine

I just can't type

[Yit]

42. My bad. I figured I had a 50/50 chance of being right.

I guess I was wrong.

[leftofthedial]

44. I thought I was wrong once

's okay

now I have to go practice my foreplay and cook some mac and cheese.

[Yit]

49. By yourself????

[leftofthedial]

59. well . . .

yeah

[Yit]

70. sorry.

:shrug:

[jswordy]

37. My tongue is very loooooong.

[Yit]

39. So you can do that cool trick of touching your nose, right?

[jswordy]

41. My eye.

[Yit]

46. Shit! You do have skills.

What's your next goal?

[jswordy]

53. I want to become a Lickmaster from the Far East.

[Yit]

56. Man! You've not only got skills, you got goals.

[jswordy]

62. I practice every single day.

[Yit]

63. But by yourself?

How?

[jswordy]

66. Oh no. Several young ladies have been gracious enough to coach me.

I am thankful.

[Yit]

69. You might be nominated for Skill God!

[jswordy]

73. Oh no, I am still learning. I must practice, practice, practice.

[Yit]

79. I'll hold the spot open for you when you are ready.

[taught_me_patience]

38. I got mad excel skills..

doesn't seem to impress the chicks

[Trigger Hippie]

48. Ohhhhh....

Excel skills, that really is a turn on. (I'm really serious.)

:9

[chickenscratching]

43. chicks dig guys with confidence

[Yit]

45. That's why all the chicks love me!

But I save myself for only one!

[grace0418]

47. I could build you a cake or something. eom

[Yit]

50. Build a cake?

Out of wood and concrete?

[grace0418]

58. Pedro said that in Napoleon Dynamite.

The original post refers to a conversation between Pedro and Napoleon, hence the references to nunchuck skills, computer hacking skills, and bow-hunting skills.

[Yit]

61. Thanks grace0418.

I didn't know that.

[trackfan]

54. I find jobs where I don't have to do anything

leaving almost my entire day free to play on the internet.

[Yit]

57. We all have that skill. Don't we?

[jandrok]

55. I can do HOUSEWORK!

And I do, too. Dishes, vacuuming, dusting....I even do windows.

I also like to cook.

[Yit]

60. And you're a great father!

[jandrok]

65. Thanky-thanky, kind sir!

I try to be the best Papa I can be.

[Yit]

67. You've got my vote.

[SOteric]

64. I'm a chick. Why do I have to have skilz?

:shrug:

[Yit]

68. Uhhhh. You don't. Unless you are trying to impress a girl.

[MadHound]

72. Many and quite varied

I a pretty decent graphic artist. I can put out fires, also start them. I have mechanical skills out the ass, and can build anything from a scooter to an eighteen wheeler. I'm handy around the house, can repair/build a house, run wire, do plumbing, roofing etc. Give me six months to fine tune my game, and I'll shoot anybody a game of pool for almost any amount of money. I can grow things, and I'm good with animals. I'm great with a claymore, and a deadeye with almost any projectile weapon. I can drive like a bat out of hell, and given a year to get back into top shape, I can give you a ride for your money on a bike. There are more, but some of them are rather personal, and besides, I've tooted my own horn enough for this thread.

[Yit]

74. I think you have some more tooting left in ya.

I wasn't impressed at all.

[MadHound]

76. What, you want me to come over, stop your heart and then restart it?

Cause I can ya know:evilgrin: Would that impress you?

[Yit]

81. Been there done it.

I do it once a day to myself.

[MadHound]

Damn, well, I guess I'm stuck then

Guess I'll just have to be unimpressive today:shrug: I'll go home to my dogs and cats, they'll appreciate me.

[Yit]

84. oh wait, we do appreciate you.

[neuvocat]

78. I impress them with meaningless phrases like the one you just used.

I hear that women just fall all over themselves when a guy uses pop culture phrases. I'm pretty sure they think I'm completely original.

[Yit]

82. Huh?

[neuvocat]

88. Oops. Got the context wrong.

Never mind my post.

[sakabatou]

80. Many:

Piano
Trumpet
Taiko
Conch
Bo staff
Chinese broadsword
Kung Fu
Karate
Jujitsu
Akido
General Useless Factoids
HTML

[Yit]

83. But do you know how to make tofu?

[sakabatou]

85. Yes

However I have never tried...

[Yit]

86. So how do you know how to make it?

[sakabatou]

90. Culture week in my Japanese class

[HEyHEY]

89. Ever heard of a shocker?

[eyepaddle]

91. Whoa! Yowza!

Shock the world!

[Yit]

92. I'm shocked you have that skill!

[Omphaloskepsis]

93. I can..

Fix your computer. Fix your car. Fix your toaster. I fix stuff.. Nerd is me...

[Yit]

95. Can you fix my bike?

[In_The_Wind]

94. guys have skills

:wow:

[Yit]

96. I don't!

Geez.

[In_The_Wind]

97. you can learn

this is one time when learning can really be fun with the right teacher

[Yit]

100. What will I ever learn?

And who will be my teacher?

[In_The_Wind]

102. mysterious wonders that will enrich your future

choose wisely your guide along this pathway

[Yit]

104. D'oh!

I wanna learn how to skip really well!

[In_The_Wind]

108. that's good

the desire for knowledge is the best motivator:think: it all begins in the brain

[Deep13]

99. I have the supernatural ability ...

... to throw a big straight in Yahzee whenever I need one. Sadly, this impresses exactly no one.

[Yit]

103. You are wrong!

That's pretty F-ing cool!

[NewJeffCT]

101. I'm a whiz with housework

I'm sure my wife would agree on that... and, my ex-wife as well.

I'm a decent painter as well - I have a pretty large collection of 25-30mm wargaming figures - some self painted, some bought off of eBay. But, I'm a decent painter when I have the time.

[Yit]

105. Square root of 3.14?

[NewJeffCT]

106. 1.772?

why do you ask that?

[Yit]

109. Just sounded good.

Can you help me study for an upcoming exam?

[Misunderestimator]

110. Some "chicks" dig guys that don't call them "chicks"

[Yit]

111. The line is from a movie.

I suppose they could be talking about actual chickens too.

[Misunderestimator]

115. Right, well, there are lots of lines we could use from movies...

[Yit]

116. Should we?

[Misunderestimator]

117. Sure, here's a good one from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone:

Hagrid: Blimey, I'd love a dragon.
Harry: You'd like a dragon?
Hagrid: Fascinating but misunderstood beasts, Harry. Fascinating but misunderstood.
Professor Quirrel: Troll! In the dungeons!

[Yit]

118. Hmmm, should I read into that?

[Misunderestimator]

120. No more than I should read into your quote.

[Yit]

121. You don't like me, right?

[Misunderestimator]

122. Um... I don't even know you. I don't however care for the term "chicks"

but that's just me... :shrug:

[Yit]

123. I really didn't mean it to offend.

[Misunderestimator]

124. Did I say I was offended? Nope... I was just responding to your thread.

With a post. There are definitely many women who prefer men who don't call them "chicks"...

[Yit]

125. Me lady???

Hardee har har har!

[Misunderestimator]

129. Seriously, Yit... you make no sense.

[Yit]

130. Ok. If refering to a group of females, I will use Women from now on.

I'm really trying to win you over Misunderestimator.

[Misunderestimator]

131. Wonderful.

[Yit]

132. Am I winning you over?

[kick-ass-bob]

119. I love that scene.

:bounce:

[Heidi]

127. I think you're definitely onto something, Misunderestimator.

It should be interesting how this "situation" plays out. Anyone care to share a big bucket of popcorn with me? :popcorn:

[Yit]

128. Ooh ooh me!

:bounce:

[Heidi]

134. Care for some popcorn? (nt)

[Yit]

136. Yes please!

[Heidi]

138. Or perhaps you'd prefer a pretzel?

:shrug:

[Yit]

139. Just trying to find comfort in a new place.

Popcorn, pretzels. It doesn't matter. This place can be tough. Just could use some company.

[Throckmorton]

112. I can do my own wiring,

and I have lots of power tools.

[Yit]

113. Uhhhhhh, p-o-w-e-r t-o-o-l-s.

Power tools ROCK!

[Guy Fawkes]

114. I have teh m4d c0mpÜ73r skI11z

Or something like that.