I'm bored at work - insult me without using the letter "E"
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:23 PM
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I'm bored at work - insult me without using the letter "E"
Edited on Wed Jun-08-05 12:24 PM by DrGonzoLives
Go. NOTE: Proper grammar and spelling do count.
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:24 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:25 PM
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One-word answers are not acceptable. The insult must present a clear, complete thought.
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:27 PM
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7. What do you know? Dick!
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:24 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:25 PM
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I didn't mean that, I'm sorry. Forgive me. :cry:
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:26 PM
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5. Good, good, you're in the lead so far.
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:27 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:28 PM
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8. Go jump in a pool of piss! n/t
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:28 PM
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9. I wish you had a brain, fuck-turd. Shitmouth.
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:29 PM
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10. Your body stinks of filthy milk duds!
Edited on Wed Jun-08-05 12:29 PM by Politicub
Just kidding. maybe...
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:29 PM
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*runs and hides* I'm sorry. You asked for it. I don't really mean it. Promise. :cry:
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:29 PM
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12. Your physiognmomy is an unflagging hazard
to functioning clocks and mirrors.
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:30 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:30 PM
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14. No words can account for your bilious, mincing ramblings, sirrah
Your body sags in a disgusting fashion, and your hair is rank with loathsome crust.
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:31 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:33 PM
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Edited on Wed Jun-08-05 12:34 PM by jpgray
Paraphrasing the bard always gets me in trouble.
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:32 PM
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You're my hero! Even though loathsome has an 'e' - that's still a great insult!!! :woohoo:
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:31 PM
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16. You Flaming glob of dog shit.
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:32 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:33 PM
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Ass! Prick! Idiot! Moran! Dickwad!
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:33 PM
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22. Your aura is akin to a dirty dung pit.
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:33 PM
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23. A rumor abounds that you think highly of Bush.
Is that insulting enough?
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:34 PM
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24. You Support Bush, Don't You
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:39 PM
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26. i excoriate you, you excessively extreme excrescence of excrement
Edited on Wed Jun-08-05 12:40 PM by hfojvt
see, i used "e" rather than "E". ee Cumings would be proud.
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:40 PM
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27. You crusty load of parrot droppings!
I wish you would fall down a flight of stairs and crack your noggin. I also think your post is stupid and not worthy of thinking about. -- (really, I meant no offense, but this is kinda fun!)
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:41 PM
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28. (i just can't do it in the subject)
You god-damn mommy fucking shit ass son of a bitch! I piss on your shallow and tawdry lust for not doing any work.
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Wed Jun-08-05 12:58 PM
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30. Qutb Vamp Flog D*rk Schwyz Jinx
ABCs r uzd up, but not *!
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