Hey DU-what posts are funny?

[EstimatedProphet]

What posts stick out in your mind as really funny, so funny that you never forget them? For me, there was a thread a few weeks ago called "What cereals would Freepers eat?" and someone posted "Goon-Sized Shredded Wheat." I still laugh at that!
So what posts crack you up?

[MrScorpio]

1. I cracked my own damn self up over Jack Van Impe and Rexella

I had to give my favorite fundies some props

[Theres-a]

6. I first laughed at their expense in ' 96

I saw it again this past Sunday,and they are still as funny as I remember,although I find it a little scarier that their fans probably vote.The end times are upon us,or so it would appear.

[EstimatedProphet]

7. They are funny

but what is funnier is that anyone believes that crap.

[Bunny]

2. Well, let's see. There was the pet Oscar one. A classic. Then there

was 'Fuck the Amish', another great one.

[Theres-a]

3. Someone posted a picture of a truck with a toilet painted on the drivers

door,so that when someone was driving,it appeared that they were on the commode.I think it was a plumbing service.

[matcom]

4. that was me. here it is again

[Theres-a]

5. Comfortable living specialists,LOL