Oh, maddox! "...you could sell these people hookers in a vagina storm..."

[CanuckAmok]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=episode3

Fuck, he DOES rule!

[LibertyorDeath]

1. vagina storm. Good god what time of year are they???????

[Zuni]

2. dude, I saw that the other day

On someone else's Maddox Link. I think that is the best way to call a man an idiot I have ever seen

[sasquatch]

3. I knew a guy in High School that could do that

When I played High School football we had to do fund raiser stuff for our team and sell these discount cards with our helmet on the front that says "Carlisle High School Indian football". The cards were cool you could go to this Papa Johns pizza and get one large pizza with the purchase of another large pizza. Anyway they would break us up into groups and his group would just give him all the cards because he could sell all of them by himself. This guy was so persistent, intelligent and pestering that people would throw money at him just to be rid of him kn most cases. But he was just so slick at talking people into buying the stuff it was amazing. His name was Kevin Beirman.

[sasquatch]

4. Kick

:kick:

[StopTheMorans]

5. I've loved Maddox for years, and his "11 worst songs of 2004"

was the single best musical critique i have ever seen; it brings a tear to my eye even now when I read it.

[sasquatch]

6. I still die laughing when I hear Bill Hicks "Wax Dart" routine

[CanuckAmok]

7. "rock on you frauds"

that was my sig for months. Maddox is the king of language.

[GirlinContempt]

8. I can't believe

you read Maddox

[CanuckAmok]

9. believe it, sistah!

why not?

[GirlinContempt]

10. I dunno

I just... find it odd, thats all.
But then, you're an odd sort of guy


You never did tell me who it was from Sea Quest

[CanuckAmok]

11. hmm, yes. He's bitter, sarcastic, clever, anonymous, venomous,

detests U2, loves Dawn of the Dead... it is odd I'd find him appealing.

[GirlinContempt]

12. Well....

When you put it THAT way, I guess it isn't

[CanuckAmok]

13. indeed!

And now I bid you a fond "g'night"

[fleabert]

14. kid drawings are the best thing on his site.

by far. fucking hilarious.

[CanuckAmok]

15. "VROOOOOOOOOOM! F."

:hi:

[name not needed]

16. "Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile.

I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F."

[fleabert]

18. best ever.nt

[evlbstrd]

17. I love his spoiler warning:

By the way, if you haven't seen this movie yet, don't read the previous sentence.