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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:37 AM Original message |
Serious question: Where do socks go? |
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chicagojoe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
1. Socks go on your feet. |
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rockedthevoteinMA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
2. I think the washing machine eats them. I have the same problem. |
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Juice45 (102 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
3. The dryer/washer eats an odd number everytime you wash |
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Scout1071 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
4. They take off looking for the random shoes on the side of the road. |
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fertilizeonarbusto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
5. "They are living with Jesus"-Erma Bombeck |
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CornField (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 12:06 PM Response to Reply #5 |
23. Loved Erma |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
6. I have 3 black knee high stockings that are different |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
7. They are eaten by the closet monster. |
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rockedthevoteinMA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:43 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. LMAO! n/t |
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Nite Owl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
8. It's a conspiracy |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
10. Narnia |
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Not_Giving_Up (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
11. The sock monster eats them |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:48 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. This is a plausible theory |
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Not_Giving_Up (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:52 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. He doesn't pay attention to the type or color of sock |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
12. They get lost in |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
13. Serious Answer: Clean out your dryer vent. |
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Not_Giving_Up (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:52 AM Response to Reply #13 |
16. I clean out my dryer vent |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:52 AM Response to Reply #13 |
18. My dryer has a vent? |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:55 AM Response to Reply #18 |
21. Yup! |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 12:00 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Will there be money? |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 12:13 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. I've found spare change in there before |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
17. Are you kidding? You don't know about the Valley of the Lost Socks? |
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auntAgonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:53 AM Response to Original message |
19. I see socks in the street! |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 11:53 AM Response to Original message |
20. They turn into wire hangers |
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tsakshaug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
25. My solution |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
26. So far I have found one sock behind the dryer. |
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Debbi801 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
27. Don't know. According to my 12 yr old, it is cool to wear unmatched socks |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 12:37 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Its probably cool when you're 12 |
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NoSheep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
28. The same place the lighters and scissors go. |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 12:38 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. And fingernail clippers |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 01:24 PM Response to Reply #30 |
34. And cellphone chargers. And scotch tape. And ballpoint pens. And... |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
31. Every other day of the week I get a UPS delivery |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 01:09 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Its probably the Sock Monster sending them. |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
33. NOT over your shoes |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
35. Through a black hole |
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dajoki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-02-05 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
36. aliens |
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