SCOOBY-DOO and The Case of The Missing Recruits

[Rooktoven]

Some brilliant satire a friend of mine wrote..

http://slashdot.org/~Fortunato_NC/journal/108333


\Scooby-Doo, starring in: SCOOBY-DOO and The Case of The Missing Recruits

Featuring Special Guest Stars: President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, and the Harlem Globetrotters!

SCENE ONE

EXTERIOR - DAY

The MYSTERY MACHINE rolls to a halt along a dusty road in front of the SPOOKY ARMED FORCES RECRUITING OFFICE. FRED and DAPHNE get out to investigate.

FRED:

It looks like we're out of gas, guys!

SHAGGY:

Zoinks! And there's nothing around for miles except for that old armed forces recruiting office!

DAPHNE:

I think I see a light on inside. Maybe someone there can help us!

SCOOBY-DOO:

Ruh-uh! Rot Rat Rary Rold Race!

FRED:

Daphne's right. I mean, where else are we going to go?

PAN RIGHT to LARGE, WELL LIT GAS STATION. PAN LEFT to MYSTERY MACHINE. THE GANG walks away from the MYSTERY MACHINE towards the SPOOKY ARMED FORCES RECRUITING OFFICE.

(Continued at http://slashdot.org/~Fortunato_NC/journal/108333 )

[Rooktoven]

1. trust me on this guys, you'll laugh... -nt

[dad]

2. Funny

I'm with Scoob

Rhis ris rucking rulrhit!

[NMMNG]

3. That's the best darn Scooby episode I've ever seen

:rofl:

[orleans]

4. I love it! it's great!!!

[Rooktoven]

5. A kick for the morning crowd...

Like, try it...

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

6. Recommended for the Greatest Page

Very nice work.

[Rooktoven]

7. kicking again out of stubbornness

distribute as you see fit...

[Rooktoven]

8. Last kick --nt