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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 10:02 PM
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Meet Jono the Birdkiller!


So far his total for the spring:

3 sparrows.
5 blackbirds.
2 robin.
1 giant crow.

Man, the crows were REALLY pissed about that. They raised hell for 3 hours over my house for that little stunt.

He never used to do that....I wonder why he has decided to start?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 10:03 PM
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1. my dog just started too!
two rabbits and a bird. :cry:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 10:04 PM
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2. Damn Jono, how the hell did you catch a crow?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Crows are pretty damned smart and in fact there's humans that can't even take down Crows.
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NorthernSpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-01-05 10:13 PM
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3. it's a sign of the End Times
The dogs are learning from the cats. Soon there will not be a sparrow in all the land. The songbird Apocalypse surely has arrived.

:scared:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 07:29 PM
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4. Kick for Jono the bird killer
:kick:
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Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 07:32 PM
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5. Oh shit.
Now you've done it. All the wild bird lovers/gardners/indoor/outdoor cat owners are going to descend on the lounge...
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 07:33 PM
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6. FOR GOD'S SAKE TIE HIM DOWN!
PULL HIS TEETH!

ANYTHING... ANYTHING TO SAVE THE SONGBIRDS!

:sarcasm:
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