If you wanted to change your name....what would your new name be?

[terrya]

[redqueen]

1. Thatbitch Whofarted.

That would be fun.

[arwalden]

2. Loretta

[Richardo]

11. Where's the fetus going to gestate, in a box?

:hi:

[arwalden]

45. Well... Can We Just Agree

... that I have the RIGHT to have a baby?

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Something inconspicuous.

[cassandra uprising]

6. talk to me slow

would it be "something inconspicuous"

or a name that would be something inconspicuous.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Doesn't really matter, I suppose...

...as I'm not going to change my name.

[cassandra uprising]

10. damn baby you are in a bad mood

you need a foot rub or something?

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. I need:

Antidepressants, anti-anxiety medication, analgesics, something to keep me awake, and something to help me sleep.

And maybe a pint of whiskey.

[terrya]

15. Hell, I can FedEx you the whiskey.

No problem. :-)

[cassandra uprising]

23. oh the libations will pour

:hi: :bounce:

[terrya]

25. Yes, they certainly will.

:hi:

:bounce:

[cassandra uprising]

20. you it make you feel better if I told you

that I think it's really hot that your threw your back out.

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. My back is fine right now.

Eh, something's gotta be.

[cassandra uprising]

29. you just keep dat chin up

better days are ahead of us.

It could be worse, you could be Chavez right now playing house bitch moving, cleaning and packing dealing with utility bs and freaking out.

[jswordy]

12. Hi Al. Who are ya?

:rofl:

[ironflange]

4. Max Power

or maybe Basil Fawlty.

[ghostsofgiants]

43. Max Power for me as well

Max Power, he's the man who's name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said by anyone!

[Lannes]

5. Jack Miof

[asthmaticeog]

7. Roger Vigorous

[cassandra uprising]

16. .

very nice

:thumbsup:

[jswordy]

9. Pete Goesinya

[cassandra uprising]

14. Jose McGullicutty

for good measure

:)

[eyesroll]

17. Oh, no, I'm not standing in line at the DMV again.

:eyes:

[asthmaticeog]

28. LOL!

Best answer in this whole fucking thread!

[grace0418]

18. I like my first name but my last name would be something

easier to pronounce and spell.

[Taverner]

19. Dirk Diggler

[ghostsofgiants]

46. It can cut glass, y'know, razor sharp.

Good call. Boogie Nights was great.

[JohnnyBoots]

21. If I was Asian it would be Wang Hung Lo

[VOX]

22. Imbroglio Grimes.

It was a generated name on a piece of spam e-mail I got, but somehow, it seems catchy! :)

[giant_robot]

24. Turd Ferguson

Yeah, that's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.

[Bunny]

32. My eight-year old picked Turd Ferguson for her e-mail address.

We think it's a funny name, too! :rofl:

[giant_robot]

35. Does this mean I have an eight year-old's sense of humor?

:P

[Bunny]

41. A highly sophisticated eight-year old!

;)

[xmas74]

26. Won't change it.

I enjoy the telemarketer calls where they always fuck it up right away. And the job interviewer who called my house and stated that I needed to bring my green card w/ me-that was fun. She assumed that I was Hispanic because of my name (actually, it's Italian but it's hard to correct the idiots of the world). I love to hear the racist tones in their voices when they hear what my first name is. Since my name is not common, they assume I am a minority (probably why I don't get too many callbacks from my resumes).
The fun of having an unusual name.

[XNASA]

30. Mookie Wilson

The bestest name, ever.

[GOPisEvil]

31. Ron Mexico.

;) Underpants will get that and laugh.

[NoPasaran]

33. Nick Danger

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

34. Craven Morehead. n/t

[SarahB]

36. I love my name again.

My maiden name is so very cool. All I have to do is wait for the final paperwork in the mail and I'm off to transition back to being me. Right now, I'm in limbo. Legally again, I'm Sarah ____, but all my stuff is still Sarah _______.

[Lannes]

42. ..cupcakes?

:P

[Shell Beau]

37. What I will hopefully name my daughter if I have one...

Ava Bella

[AllegroRondo]

38. Buck Naked

[hyphenate]

39. None of the Above eom

[hoffmanmotors]

40. Cleveland Steamer

It has a certain panache...

[HEyHEY]

44. Bruno or Malachy

[yewberry]

47. When I was a kid, I wanted to change my name to Snow.

I have no idea why.

[Lady Effingbroke]

48. Polly Esther.

or maybe Linda Frances Ino -- initials L.F. Ino. :shrug: