Libruls-I'm thinking of giving my kids some crack, its OK right?

[chickenscratching]

Everyone I talk to (and I ONLY talk to Liberals!!! BUSH IS HITLER!!) says that its a very progressive thing to smoke crack, and even more progressive to give to ones child.
I just don't know where to find good prices? I spend so much time planting trees (so much, I can't find time to take a shower!) and hugging ferrets that I just don't know what to think.

any help would be appreciated

[LeftCoast]

1. Not sure what to make of this post...

:hide:

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. A nervous breakdown or a lonely adolescent home for the summer.

[Ready4Change]

2. Stop murdering electrons!

Electronic communications slaughter millions of electrons with every ASCII character typed! Stop typing!

Oh no! I'm doing it right now! Aaaiiiieeeee!

[notadmblnd]

3. is somebody off their meds this week?

WTF is that all about?

[asthmaticeog]

5. Oh, it's BETTER than OK!

Crack consumption is absolutely *essential* to the developing pink-daiper baby! How else would they grow up to espouse moonbat ideas like there shouldn't be starving people in the wealthiest nation on earth, or that we should perhaps try to prevent the corporate sector from poisoning our food and water supplies? Hop on board the crack train, young LIEberal, and see where it takes you TODAY!

[chickenscratching]

6. EXACTLY!

SNAP!

Seriously, I could just roll around in this shit all day.

[JimmyJazz]

7. You forgot the bat shit mad idea that health care for

everyone would be a really GOOD thing. :P

[chickenscratching]

8. ha!!! yea right!

i LOVE paying up the ass for dental care! Then I don't get to eat!
OOP! There goes another librul!

[asthmaticeog]

9. Ta HECK wit' the dentist!

What's the point of spendin' on the dentist if' y'unz can't afford food? Whaddya need them teeth for then, if y'ain't gon' EAT? Silly DUmmy...

[chickenscratching]

10. SPecially

wEHN I onlY eeeeattt baby puppy brains, nooo TEETHERS NEEDED! w00T!
straw that fucker

[Zuni]

15. profits for greedy insurers

are better for America. It is patriotic :patriot: to feed the fat wallets of greedy insurance moguls---to want cheaper, better medical coverage or even socialized medicine is anti-American :silly:

[Zuni]

11. LIBNRULS smokes the cracks

of the ass! ha ha . I hate your dog too, if you have a dogg. my parakete shitz upon your nostril fucka

i can't stop fucking terees because i am a godless hippy pervert communist librul bastard america hating commie pervert librul. I am so high upon thew cracksx right nowwe that you will all sit upoon thew moon tonight. hahahahahahaha

zuni

[deutsey]

12. No

It's very difficult for me to indoctrinate children in Marxist/Maoist ideology when they're smoking crack. However, I'm going to have them smoke crack later when I initiate them into Satanism.

[chickenscratching]

14. excellent

mastah, you have spoken wisely. :hi:

[deutsey]

17. How you doin', Grasshoppah

I've been very busy at work lately (oops, we librals ain't supposed to have jobs...I mean, I been busy sucking off the gov'ment teet lately).

So, I haven't been able to do much here but lurk and make quick responses.

[chickenscratching]

20. THAT's onalye becasue

THE GOVERNMENT SUCKS! ha!
Libruls!@ RULSAE!!



balh.


im doing spectacularly!!! :hi: not so busy at work, but getting by

[LynneSin]

13. Yes Crack is for us liberals - Rednecks smoke Crank

Hell they make it themselves with their own crank lab

[chickenscratching]

16. REDNECKS!

REDNECK MAKES ME LIBRUL ANGRYEY!

[jswordy]

18. Y B that? I is a redneck liburul, m-self. Proud ta B both.

[chickenscratching]

21. REDFnaehcks shink

like HITLER! BRING ME KARL !

[Heidi]

19. Give 'em helium instead.

Then they can tow those houses in Laguna back uphill.

[chickenscratching]

22. nice one!

AND even though helium cuts of circulation to the brain? WHO CARES! US LIBRULS are smellie an d stuped

[VOX]

25. HAHAHA!

:thumbsup: :bounce:

[Deep13]

23. Oh sure!

Not because crack has any redeeming value, but because it helps Darwinism. By taking lots of drugs and giving it to their children, stupid people end up preventing their genes from poisoning the pool.

So, toke away!
:wtf: :freak: :hurts: :shrug: :donut:

[uppityperson]

24. OK, here you go

Or did you mean this kind of crack:

[NMMNG]

26. "I'm thinking of giving my kids some crack, its OK right?"

Gee, I don't know. You might just want to finish off the supply yourself and kill off the few remaining brain cells you have left. Go on...do the world a favor ;)

[NuttyFluffers]

27. Pokemon is very bad. You should know better. n/t

[REP]

28. There's a Difference Between a Kid on Crack/Kid Not On Crack?

"Crackmonkey" is just another word for "rugrat."