I'm recruiting young people for a life of homosexuality and general
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:47 AM
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I'm recruiting young people for a life of homosexuality and general
deviance. Care to join me?
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:48 AM
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1. I'm not homosexual, but I'm up for the deviant part.
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:49 AM
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2. Am I the only one who *got* your threads?
:hi: Oh - and I've got pictures that prove otherwise :D
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:49 AM
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3. I am already a deviant according to my locals.
And sundog and I are on our own personal campaign to ruin the sanctity of marriage. Need any pointers?
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:53 AM
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:54 AM
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14. Non-nuclear families are deviants around here.
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:56 AM
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Sounds like it's Mayberry. You sure you don't live in Branson?
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:56 AM
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But I live next to a military base. And Branson is less than 3 hours from me. Does that count?
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:59 AM
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26. Yeah that's close enough I guess.
My deepest sympathies. It's hard enough living in a 50/50 region. I don't know if I could handle a total red area.
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:08 AM
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KC and ST Louis were blue.
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:13 AM
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35. Yes being close to a large metro area
does have its advantages. One being some semblance of civilization.
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:49 AM
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Edited on Wed Jun-01-05 10:50 AM by chickenscratching
I need some deviance right now and some beautiful women would be nice
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:52 AM
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:53 AM
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hey dearheart, how the hells it going??? :hi:
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:50 AM
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5. Are you coming to the NYC meetup?
Edited on Wed Jun-01-05 10:50 AM by Lavender Brown
Edit: This is offtopic. Lol.
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:58 AM
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24. June 11 - I don't know yet.
I have to see what LynneSin is doing. If you are going to be there, that is extra incentive for me to make the trip :hi:
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:51 AM
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6. um hello, did you miss Chavez's thread from yesterday?
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:59 AM
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28. I most certainly did NOT miss that thread!
:D - you are most lovely!
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:02 AM
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29. two words for you sister
Baby Dike Those were my glory days indeed. :hi:
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:52 AM
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8. If you recruit 20 young people THIS month...
June being Gay Pride Month... JJ, a brand new DVD player is yours. Forget the toasters. We're handing out electronics in June. :-)
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:53 AM
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11. Electronics! You have my attention!
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:55 AM
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20 men-that's all? Heck, I have three exboyfriends who came out right after dating me. 20 dates in one month would be nothing. I bet I can go 30, just for you. The dvd player will me mine!
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:59 AM
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25. Well, you know...it's pretty competitive in June.
20 guys is quite a bit. :-)
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:07 AM
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31. But you'll give me something good
if I go above and beyond, right? If I get desperate enough I'll show them my csection scar. That should send a few more to your camp!
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:52 AM
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9. Is there a registration fee or anything?
I'd need it waived, as I'm unemployed right now. :shrug:
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:54 AM
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16. No - but there is a camping trip scheduled and a little role playing
activity. I get to be the scout master and everyone else gets to be the cub scouts!
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:54 AM
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13. Too late on the homo part, I'm not. I'm in for the deviance, tho.
I'll bring the whips and chains. LOL.
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:54 AM
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15. Sure. Someone has to keep the movement alive.
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:55 AM
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17. Can we change it to...
Bi and only a little bit deviant? If so, count me in!
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:56 AM
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19. How much is this gonna cost Jimmy?
Because I'm really great at both homosexuality and deviance. But I'll sign up for the advanced course if the price is right. Do I get a certificate at the end? Khash.
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:04 AM
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30. Sure, Honey. I'll have this one completed for you:
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:57 AM
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22. it's a tough job, but someone has to do it...
Edited on Wed Jun-01-05 10:57 AM by sundog
i'm too busy pushing the gay agenda down people's throats, so you'll have to take up some of the slack :P
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:57 AM
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23. Can I get in with some decadence and immorality?
I've got tons of that laying around. I'd really like to join the movement.
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:08 AM
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34. I suppose. Do you watch porn or subscribe to any racy magazines?
Anything else that might corrupt family values? :shrug:
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:47 AM
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I am a VERY corrupting influence. I can also bring some licentiousness and gluttony to the table. How's about that?
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Wed Jun-01-05 10:59 AM
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27. Recruiting numbers are down... we need a draft!
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:08 AM
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Just don't make me swear off the manmeat forever. :P
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:14 AM
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36. You're not some kind of prevert, are you?
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:20 AM
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37. Only if you allow crack addiction recruitment and tree hugging
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:22 AM
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38. Hell, I am that guy who leaves bags of porn in the woods, in parking lots
Edited on Wed Jun-01-05 11:22 AM by Zuni
and near schoolyards and in public parks Been on it for years and am responsible for generations of of deviants
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:22 AM
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39. I'm not sure I remember how to be deviant
but I'll gladly support you in your endeavors.
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:53 AM
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41. How about I be your friend that you share your fun stories with
I'm about as white bread as they come when it comes to that sort of stuff!
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Wed Jun-01-05 11:58 AM
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42. It depends: What are you doing for dinner tonight?
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Wed Jun-01-05 12:29 PM
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43. Ummm... Do you have to be gay to join?
Because my middle name is "happy-go-lucky".:P
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Wed Jun-01-05 12:31 PM
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44. By many standards, I would be considered deviant already.
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Wed Jun-01-05 12:34 PM
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45. I'm a deviant, but not for the reasons you might think!
Madonna sang a song once about how it feels to be like me. Not that she remembers.
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