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Not one of his most stellar lyrics, but an example of his anti-Bush stance. Following that one is a song about what he would do if he was president. Couldn't get much more lefty... :)
Bush Must Be Defeated
Bush must be defeated
Bush must be defeated
Bush must be defeated
Bush must be defeated
Bush must be defeated
His evil gang unseated
His base of power deleted
His energy depleted
Bush must be defeated
Further services unneeded
His departure speeded
There's a land but you don't lead it
Bush must be defeated
The rose garden weeded
A new frontier reseeded
We'll no longer let you bleed it
Bush must be defeated
This mistake not be repeated
Our desires not go unheeded
We will not twice be cheated
Bush must be defeated
His goodbye coffee heated
Inaugural spats uncleated
His White House bed unsheeted
Bush must be defeated
His welcome's been exceeded
Successors must be greeted
The imposter excreted
Bush must be defeated
Bush must be defeated
Bush must be defeated
Bush must be defeated
PRESIDENT
Raised up my hand & said I solemnly swear
One January day
And just like that I was the President
Of the USA
Just like that I was the President
Of the USA
There were limos, bands & speeches
And parties to go to
I said all that will have to wait
There’s just so much to do
Them parties will have to wait
There’s so much to do
My first day I offered statehood
To Cuba and Mexico
Cuba-1 state, Mexico-6
All or nothin’ that’s how it goes
No more border patrols & human smuggling
& we’ll deal with our own neighborhood
And a few more stars & some green in the flag
Seems, like it might be good
And maybe Israel and Palestine
Will follow our lead and just combine
And then become Israelstine-who knows?
Anyway that’s my first day
Second day I told Detroit
Start makin’ cars that don’t use gas
And I give everybody a big rebate
And they started sellin’ fast
We’ll stop burnin up the air we breathe
And makin’ the planet boil
And we won’t have to kiss the ass
Of whoever’s got the oil
Since before Hoover, the farmers ‘ve got
The short end of the stick
With the help of our Cuban brothers
We’ll be Communistic
(Collective farms!)
Capitalism is a fine thing
If it works, then great, OK
But if not, gotta try something else
That’s what I did on my 3rd day
My 4th day all of our troops came home
From all around the earth
Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran
More trouble than they’re worth
I’s tempted to say I’m sorry
We’ll rebuild you with money and men
But I just said, “You’re on your own
“And don’t fuck with us again”
My 5th day I changed the army
So it’s all of us or none
We’ll all tie knots, & walk through mud
Pitch tents and fire a gun
With just a few of us as warriors
And the rest of us gone soft
Martians could come & zap us
Ain’t gonna happen on my watch
Day 6 I swore no prisoners more
Would face their death inside
Thou Shalt Not Kill applies to us all
Too many mistakes, besides
Day 6 I swore no prisoner more
Would ever face his death
At least until my jury hears
The Crimes of President Bush
Day 7 was hot, I legalized pot
And none of this decriminalizing crap
Let it grow in glory, end of story
Then I burned one & took a nap
Hemp will help the farmers
We’ll grow hemp everywhere
One acre of hemp’s like 10 acres of trees
And hemp grows back next year
My 8th day I made health care
Cover everyone
If you get sick, see a doctor
That’s how my government’s run
And by the way, abortion
Is included in this plan
No one tells a girl how to treat her body
Least of all some man
My 9th day I said sorry
This government is no fool
Ain’t gonna pay you extra to send your kid
To some weird-ass wacko school
We’ll do our best to make our schools
Best anyplace on earth
If they ain’t good enough, think about it
Before you go give birth
My 10th day I made it OK
To marry whoever you
Would be willing to ride with
On a bicycle built for 2
Marry a woman, marry a man
Marry a monkey too
Marry a big old rhino
And visit ‘em at the zoo
And that was my first 10 days
My first 2 working weeks
Lots of work for the bureaucrats
And the paper-pushing geeks
After that we needed
Some time to just have fun
So we added some new holidays
The next week, one by one
Monday was National Nude Day
Everyone disrobed
Tuesday was National Stoned Day
Everyone got stoned
Wednesday was National Painting Day
Thursday no television
Friday was tennis, John McEnroe helped
From his Cabinet position
Saturday, Sex With Impunity Day
With no repercussions
Sunday, do it all-Nude, Stoned, Painting, no TV, Tennis, Sex-Enjoy!!
Just be ready for work on Monday
And mister, no discussion
My Cabinet, as previously mentioned
Includes John McEnroe
And Wavy Gravy and Michael Franti
And Ani Difranco
Muhammad Ali, Madonna
Maya Angelou, Bratt Pitt
And Monica Lewinsky & Bill Clinton
And we’ll watch ‘em both go at it
And then I’ll get that Stephen Hawking
Make him a citizen & stuff
He’s the smartest guy in the world
England’s had him long enough
I’ll tell him you can be the head of whatever you want
Just bring your thinking cap
And I’ll give him an office in Hollywood
With all those ramps & crap
I raised up my hand & said I solemnly swear
One January day
And just like that I was the President
Of the USA
Just like that
Just like that
Just like that I was the President
Of the USA
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