Would you go on a space shuttle if GWB were also on it?

[undeterred]

[AlienGirl]

1. NASA wouldn't send him into space

They already *know* the effects of zero-G on chimpanzees!



Tucker

[margaritamama]

5. He's already

in space! :rofl:

[undeterred]

2. Great minds think alike...

[stevedeshazer]

3. I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL?
HAL: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

[undeterred]

10. We could program HAL to plan the space walk very carefully...

[48pan]

4. I'd go on the space shuttle with anybody...

[Hubert Flottz]

6. He might not be the first chimp in space but he would be the ...

Dumbest Chimp ever to go into space!

[Deja Q]

7. * has a vacuum inside his head. Couldn't NASA study that instead?

:shrug: It'll save all that time, gas, and human lives just to send people into a larger vacuum...

[Lost147]

8. If I were in space...

the LAST thing on my mind would be politics! I mean I would be in space! Who cares it feels like our world is coming apart... I'M IN SPACE!!!

[RevCheesehead]

9. Only if he were in the cargo hold. n/t