This guy can whip Shaq any day.....

[Burma Jones]

HE shoots......HE scores.....

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Okay girls, see if you can get my ball! Come on, touch my ball!

Lower......lower......if you touch it, you can score!

[swag]

3. Don't Blaspheme!

No, I'm just joking. Go ahead and blaspheme!

[okieinpain]

20. this thread is about jesus, not jackson.

[tk2kewl]

2. white-Jesus can't jump

[jeff30997]

5. No but...

I heard he could walk on water.This could be very hand when playing water-polo.

[enigmatic]

18. Oh, he can sky-walk alright..

Taught LeBron everything he knows..

[Strawman]

4. I see he has those "Air Jesus" sandals on

Is that supposed to be a hook shot or a finger roll?

[okieinpain]

6. wtwjh

"what tattoos would Jesus have"

[northzax]

12. he was Jewish, no tats

sorry.

[okieinpain]

19. nope, if Jesus is going to go air, he's going to have to get

the tats. it's in the NBA bylaws.

[xultar]

7. White Boys Can't Jump!

[RPM]

8. who makes that shit

you have got to be kidding me - if i were god and someone made this, that poor sot would be smited (smoted / smitten ????) post haste.

[Burma Jones]

10. Here's the Web Site........

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html

[RPM]

16. Martial Arts Jesus?!?!?!

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues2.html

How come this reminds me of a scene from Dogma - only from catholicism.... :eyes:

[MnFats]

9. are they playing basketball or keep-away?

the kids are crying because he took their ball and made them jump for it.
Playground bully.
At least, that's how the rightie nutcases see Jesus....a playground bully kicking ass on all who don't believe JUST THE SAME AS THEY DO!!

[KamaAina]

11. He always gets all the calls

remember the time he traveled all the way across the Sea of Galilee? And no whistle. Not one.

:-)

[tjdee]

13. Is this kid going to TACKLE Jesus? Does he think Jesus would like that?

I think those are hilarious.
How come Jesus is dressed so old fashioned like? I think Jesus would know to dress like a regular person, I mean, what's up with that?

[jandrok]

14. He's got a basketball jones!

He's got a basketball jones........

But really, I have to think that Jesus would get pounded in the paint. He doesn't look like he's got a power game at all. Might shoot the trey, though.

[DelawareValleyDem]

15. They need one for hockey

After all, Jesus saves

[RPM]

17. they do

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues2.html - bottom of page.