INNER PEACE......get it here......

[Gloria]

INNER PEACE

I am passing this on to you because it definitely
worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show,
I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around
my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and,
before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle
of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys,
a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the
Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of
inner peace.

(Received from a relative)

[trotsky]

1. You know, I started a bag of dark M&Ms last week.

Your post has motivated me. I'm going to finish what I started!

[tk2kewl]

2. I'd like to finish off Phil

[Fleshdancer]

3. hilarous!

I'm stealing this and sending it to all my friends

[Gloria]

4. Well, I stole it from my mother who got it from a relative....

Sometimes I feel like doing EXACTLY what it says!!

[progressoid]

5. Well, if Phil says so...

I'm going to finish off those donuts and to hell with my hypoglycemia.