My dream this weekend:

[Magrittes Pipe]

So, my lady and I were driving through Pennsylvania. I think tigereye was involved, as were asthmaticeog and Mr. and Mrs. Beastman, but they never actually appeared in the dream.

So we were in Pennsylvania (heading out for the East Coast -- Lord knows I've paid some dues -- we were gonna stop in Philly for some ungodly reason). My employer was there, too, some kind of company event (in rural Pennsylvania). So, the company event was a basketball game. That is where things start to get strange.

I heard the call of nature, so I went to the john. I sidled up to the urinal next to a colleague of mine, Eric. Well, Eric whipped over and started pissing all over me.

That had me understandably peeved, so I went and said to my friend (dream friend -- no idea who it was) "Eric just pissed on me!"

Now here's where things really get strange. Teddy Pendergrass was playing in the basketball game. And my friend said "let's go tell my brother, Teddy." So we went to the trainer's room and I told Teddy about my foray into water sports.

And then he pointed at Eric and said "you're a jerk."



WHAT DOES IT MEAN, MAN?!?! :scared:

[Zuni]

1. I think you should write a blues about it

Weird Urinal Dream Blues could be the title

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Who's to say I haven't?

[JimmyJazz]

3. Your dream was actually about a visit to see me.

I'm convinced. I live on the east coast outside of Philadelphia :D I knew it. You love me.

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. That goes without saying.

You won't rat me out, will you?

[JimmyJazz]

17. of course not - but a road trip to Philadelphia is definitely in order!

I mean, you dreamed about Teddy Pendergrass even! All that is missing is the cheesesteak hoagie :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. And the rudeness.

I mean, I only got pissed on in my dream. Imagine if I were REALLY in Philadelphia. :o

[chickenscratching]

4. I think it means you haven't fully accepted

your deep, dark desire for golden showers.

When you feel that you have to go tell somebody(your friend) and it involves this whole issue with pendergrass, it seems that you're in denial and you're looking for someone to accept your wet fetish.
You're scared because Eric says "you're a jerk", and even though you feel throughly comfortable with yourself, you just want somebody to understand, not place labels on it.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. No, TP called Eric a jerk.

I'm a super-sweet guy.

[chickenscratching]

18. right

but, by TP calling Eric a jerk, your mind is placing labels on golden showers. Obviously, it's troublesome to have somebody piss on you randomly, but maybe you're slowly becoming attune to when a golden shower is appropriate for your lifestyle.

[SarahB]

5. Almost as weird as some of my DU dreams.

Don't. Even. Ask.

Because I'm not saying. :P

[Zuni]

6. what DU dreams Sarah?

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. I hope they're missing a critical component of my dream.

:scared:

[SarahB]

20. No pee.

I sure slept with quite a variety though. :hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. Was I good?

:shrug:

[SarahB]

24. Yeah!

You and the rest of the crowd. I'm usually interrupted at inopportune times however. :(

Ironically, Kleeb was more hung than any of you. ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. Where's the irony?

Why did you think Speedos make him uncomfortable?

[SarahB]

27. Makes sense.

If I had a weiner like that, I wouldn't want something binding either.

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. At his age, a little self-consciousness is normal.

[GirlinContempt]

7. I think

it's pretty obvious

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. No it isn't!

:cry:

[GirlinContempt]

16. Oh, it really is

you're part of the ever growing club my friend

Embrace it

[Zuni]

11. it is about the dog he had growing up?

that is the most obvious answer

[Placebo]

13. other:

I don't have time to read through other people's dreams when I'm living my own! Out of my way, peasant!

[cassandra uprising]

14. I think your man ho ways are getting the better of you.

[terrya]

15. A career change is in order.

Anytime your employer/any aspects of your job starts appearing in your dreams (with water sports, no less), it's time to start looking for that new job. I latched onto the fact that your coworker pissed on you in that dream.

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. True.

Usually, my co-workers only *figuratively* piss on me.

[Deep13]

22. Dreams usually have no meaning.

It is just left-over stuff in your head.

I had a dream once that I was campaigning for my employer's reelection (D.A.) with some of the county's active Ds. We were all in business clothes and the D.A. drove us someplace for lunch. It was "Dubya's Restaurant." I told the boss that maybe this was not such a good place to good, but he said the food is great. We walk in and are greated by, yup, you guessed it, President Dumbass. He was dressed in casual clothes and said hello, introducing himself as "George." The restaurant was a buffet style with a really woody ambiance and an upper and lower level. To my astonishment, it was a really nice place with a first rate salad bar. I thought that Bush was really wasting his time with politics.

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. But what I really meant to say with this post is:

Damned if that wasn't one crazy-ass dream.

[Deep13]

34. true enough

[jswordy]

28. DEEP DREAM ANALYSIS: Why didn't you call Eric European?

As in, "Eric, European on my damned shoes!"

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. Because he's from West Africa?

:shrug:

And in reality, he's not a jerk. He's a really nice guy. Probably the LAST person in my office who would piss on me (though some would probably do it 'cause they liked me).

[SOteric]

31. It means:

A) You spend too much time on DU

B) Your company has a strange idea about what constituts fun community events to inspire better morale.

C) Eric is pissed at you.

D) You're so wrapped up in pop culture that it takes a bunch of games in your head and a pop-icon for you to figure out that Eric is a jerk.

That'll be 5 cents; pay the secretary on your way out.

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. Teddy Pendergrass was a pop icon 30 years ago.

Am I hopelessly stuck in the past?

[SOteric]

33. Yes, but more importantly

This speaks to the fact that you were improperly potty-trained. Ergo, it's obviously your mother's fault.

[Magrittes Pipe]

35. But mom was my first!

:cry:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

36. you're a jerk!

[Magrittes Pipe]

37. You're just saying that because I ridiculed your manhood...

...and your appearance.