What do you think of stuff that's not cool?

[Magrittes Pipe]

I think it sucks. x(

[SOteric]

1. Unless it's hot.

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. I've been in the company of much hotness that was not cool.

Hotness denied.

[SOteric]

11. And yet your

original assertion was relative to the suckworthiness of the not cool, not the uncoolness of some of the hot. Ergo I assert that the hot which is/who are not cool at least fail to suck inasmuch as it is/they are hot.

Denial denied.

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Set theory sucks.

[SOteric]

23. And yet,

that which sucks can occasionally be quite cool. :7

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. Well, I never said anything to the contrary.

[SOteric]

25. Of course not, you're not contrary person at all.

Much.

[DS1]

4. I could smell that one coming

;-)

[Heidi]

3. Yeah, but there's a point where . . .

the uncool becomes sort of "underground cool," like R. Crumb's graphic work before everyone else found out about him. I like _that_ uncool stuff.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. I don't think I ever thought of Crumb as uncool.

Anyway, I was more talking about my life. :(

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

9. I couldn't care less about your life, Hedges.

That said, I prefer uncool things, like saying "dawg." I like to pick up on a trend a good 5 years after it's become passe and make it my own. When I call people "dawg" (and spell it d-a-w-g) people don't mistake me for one of the Dogg Pound Crew, they just think I'm a dork. That's how I roll...

[dolo amber]

12. I, too

think your penis is an acorn that will never grow into an oak.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. You're the only thing that doesn't suck.

[Zuni]

16. I like to say "Fucking-A-Right"

when I am pleasantly surprised. You should try it too.

[Heidi]

18. But, but, but . . .

You're one of the beautiful people, whoisalhedges. I've seen your parachute pants; don't try to BS me. ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. I was excited to find purple parachute pants at the Goodwill.

What does that say of me?

[Heidi]

26. You're on the cutting edge of haute couture . . .

and if I'm wrong about that, just wait about seven years until I'm right. (Sometimes Goodwill and I are ahead of the curve.)

[Zuni]

6. I don't like stuff that isn't chill

you dig?

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Do you want a serious answer?

Because I'd be MORE than happy to give you one.

[chickenscratching]

8. Uncool shit just needs some confidence

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. You will learn, child.

Confidence will bloom inside you like an orchid.

[chickenscratching]

15. It's difficult to learn

but easy enough to fake.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. It's so 1996

[RandomKoolzip]

20. This might be your dumbest thread ever, hedges.

AND it's really uncool.

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. I know.

[Orsino]

22. "It's like you gotta have stuff that sucks...

...so you can have stuff that's cool." --Butthead

[terrya]

27. But cool is a subjective assessment

Just adding that caveat.