Am I off the wagon or on the wagon?

[unfrigginreal]

I can never get that shit straight. I'm drinking tonight for the first time in over a year and a half and I want to know. Off the wagon or on the wagon. Thanks

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about this?

and damn if I can remember which one is which

[Fleshdancer]

6. YES! It was at Elaine's xmas party at work...

her boyfriend was...crap...either off or on the wagon. It was never clear to me after George and Jerry had their "off/on wagon" conversation.

[Fleshdancer]

2. this shit confuses me too

I think you're off the wagon...that's the only thing that makes sense to me.

[tuvor]

3. Off. n/t

[Skip Intro]

4. I think that's off the wagon

I never know whether to picture a little red wagon, or an old west wagon. Either way, I guess you couldn't drink on the wagon.

:shrug:

[Reverend_Smitty]

7. what if it's a party wagon?

that's one wagon I wouldn't mind getting on

[Skip Intro]

10. I read that as paddy wagon, lol. I'll take a seat on the party wagon too.

:)

[Redneck Socialist]

5. Off the wagon.

On the wagon = no drinking.

[Skip Intro]

8. I'm not trying to encourage you (???), but I had to post these lyrics:

L7 Lyrics

Off The Wagon Lyrics


Been dry long enough
My brain and body need some abuse
Rake me over the coals
And I'll try to think of an excuse

I set a goal and it won't be hard
Hit every bar on the boulevard
Bad idea yeah you're probably right
But I won't be your designated driver tonight

'Cause I'm
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon

Just how much I've embarrassed myself
Well I haven't got a clue
Did I throw a drink in your face
Or tell you how much I love you

Oh shit I lost my ID
Hook up the Jagermeister IV
Bad idea yeah you're probably right
But I won't be your designated driver tonight

Off the wagon
I'm off the wagon
I'm on the town off the wagon
Off the wagon wagon wagon wagon - Wee...

Set a goal
Hit every bar
Bad idea
Designated
Alright, alright

Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon

I'm on the town off the wagon
I'm on the town off the wagon
I'm on the town off the wagon
I'm off the wagon wagon wagon wagon

Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon and on the town
Off the wagon

That's it...

[Reverend_Smitty]

11. sounds like my theme song for this past weekend

I drank A LOT this weekend! funny song though I've never heard it before

[progmom]

9. Off - now are you asking us to tell you to stop?

A year and a half is really impressive. Are you certain you want to be drinking tonight?

[unfrigginreal]

12. Nope

but it's too late :0)

[progmom]

17. it's not too late

tonight is a blip, a slip, compared to 1 1/2 years.

you will be in my thoughts. :hug:

[nevergiveup]

13. Do you have a sponsor ???

Call them now regardless of the time

[unfrigginreal]

15. Nope, avoid AA like the plague

I've really done pretty well on my own until tonight. And to tell the truth, I don't feel too bad about tonight, but I know I may be kidding myself.

[nevergiveup]

16. AA is for those who can't handle it on their own..... which

in the end includes almost all alcoholics....I wish you well.

[GreenPartyVoter]

18. Ditto

[KitchenWitch]

14. off the wagon!