What are your profound thoughts?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

Mine is:

Why doesn't the sun come up and go down only when I want it?

[I Have A Dream]

1. I wouldn't call it profound, but...

I'd really like to know why there are so few flies in the European countries that I've visited. (England, France, Ireland, Italy.)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Very profound.

[I Have A Dream]

3. Another one is...

whether we'd be better off if there was instant karma.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. Oh. Welcome to DU.

That's profound.

[leftofthedial]

5. there is a fine line between anal and rectal

[KG]

6. I have everything under control - except my excesses.

[Evergreen Emerald]

7. My profound thought:

The size of your index finger is directly proportional to the size of your nose hole.

There is no one in the world who cannot fit their own index finger up their nose.

:)

[Fuzz]

8. I'm just barely smart enough to realize how stupid I am.

An unenviable situations to be certain. Any smarter and I'd be able to figure things out, any dumber and I wouldn't care. :)

That and:

The rodents are monopolizing the photocopiers in the valley of the gumdrops.

[Zuni]

9. why does my cat try to kill her toy mousey?

:shrug:

[jandrok]

10. Never whistle while you're pissing.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/

[Nevernose]

11. Fuck it.

Now, y'all may think that this is a simplistic, two-word, two-syllable phrase spouted off at every mall in America.

However, I subit that this little phrase is more than that: it is a way of life.

[Droopy]

12. "Fuck it" is my current philosophy

I hope you all don't hate me for it.

[I Have A Dream]

13. I"ve been wondering...

how far the Bush Administration will be able to go before the average conservative begins to see the light.

[Briarius]

14. Life goes on

and then you, like everyone else, dies